People that take will take and take until you have nothing left and they will move to the next person
I’m sorry to say but that Tioluwani guy slow small. I paid your tuition and incurred all the traveling costs abroad and you will still ask me for one naira?
Cousin not my own child o !!!
I will air you and it will take the grace of god if I don’t block your number.
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This is the kind of VN I listen to the first 5 seconds and close it immediately. lol I won’t listen to it , I won’t know the BS on it . I will not be offended because I won’t hear it . I will just move on with my life and the message will rot in the DM
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This is exactly how I feel every time I see the discussion on the TL . Scroll past it and laugh because Na Una know wetin Una Dey do .
There are some discussions on Twitter that my wife And I would see and we’d just burst laugh 😂😭, some of yall are leading very hard lives oh, sorry.
Also can we refer to past questions, I’m sure this 50/50 discourse has been addressed previously
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This cannot be the same brain u Dey use hold gun
Your uncles and aunties will not tell you..
But they are coming back to Nigeria to retire because they have failed to integrate into the western world.
They live abroad but has refused to adapt to life there.
They need to be constantly worshiped, but no one abroad send their papa.
So they will take their $3,430 social security check and use to buy "good afternoon ma" "how are you doing today sir" "I just came to see how you are doing today ma"...
Sex is the sweetest thing of life
Bro sex is good mehn !!! Especially when you with a sex freak like yourself.
I remember fvcking this gal & she was begging me to let her go to the toilet to pee. I allowed her but as she was bout to pee , bro I took her up and put it in 😭. Fvcked the pee back to heaven 😭. It was bliss 💦
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I have not seen what will make me collect the money .
I ran into my ex and her husband at the Lagos airport. We exchanged greetings. Conversation was easy. When I mentioned I was getting married the husband smiled, opened his wallet, and handed me three hundred dollars. Marriage support, he said. I collected it, thanked him, and
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Lmaoo Just because u worship money don’t mean everybody do . I will leave you the fuck and not look back . What’s my business with your money
“People outgrow their friends.”
Lol. Nobody ever outgrows rich friends, even when those friends misbehave. Na poor friends una dey outgrow. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. Useless people💀
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When it comes to hard work , Nigerians cannot chat with Romanians , Polish. We just cannot lol .
The average Black man in Africa often convinces himself that he works harder than the average white man in Europe, until he gets there and experiences the reality firsthand. He quickly discovers that hard work is not exclusive to Africans. Europeans work just as hard, if not harder, but often operate in environments where their efforts are rewarded with better wages, functional infrastructure, stronger institutions and a higher quality of life. The difference isn't necessarily who works harder, but the environment in which that hard work takes place.
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You are not Scottish thou
To my lovely trolls who say I’m not Scottish because of my skin tone. I was born & raised in Scotland, & I still live in the very same Scottish town I was born in.
Scotland is all I’ve ever known, and it’s what I will always defend and stand up for, no matter the situation or
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Why do some of you think putting your parent in nursing home means abandoning them ? As how ?
Who will send their loved ones there?
So, after all the resources they put in to raise you, this is where you abandon them?
And, to be honest, I'd never send mine to a nursing home and I am sure so many Nigerians are of the same mindset.
She will soon realise that.
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