Michael Ashurst

When you get the 'Uh oh! you just lost your kom' on @Strava ... Then you click on the ride and it's named 'Ride then drive home'

*In the back garden viewing a house Wife turns to the owner: So are you taking your shed with you or not? I genuinely don’t know how I kept a straight face 😂 #Talesfromamarriedmon #MarriedLife

*Celebrates Scotland being knocked out of Euros Wife: If you shout like that again I'll close your laptop #MarriedLife

New power meter, for morale 😅🎉

Christmas day ride 🎅🏻🎄

At least they’ve paid their ‘road tax’ to park on the M6 tonight 👏👏

Early one this morning to catch the sunrise👌

Happy World Bicycle Day✌️ #worldbicycleday

Gumwalls for the win 💯

When anyone asks what training I’ve been doing during lockdown 😂😂 #COVID19 #CoronaProblems #OffSeason #haventbeendoinfuckall

Dear Computer Stop changing Artboards to Dartboards. Kind Regards Every designer, ever

£189.99 and you have a deal @planetxbikes 😂🎉💯

Think I’ve overdressed for the occasion... yep I’ve definitely overdressed for the occasion! Bit warm in the @tacticsport Hard Day jacket today☀️🤣

Are you struggling to find a parking space in and around the Bolton area?... No problems, thanks to the new revolutionary 'In your home' spaces popping up around the area 🎉🔝👏🍻 (Image: GMP Bolton North) bit.ly/2R5ZFN1

Big day out with Big John today... absolute beaut of a day to end 2019! 🎉

Out with the Zwift king himself @SimonDeeley today... few clicks up north, just the 2 mechanicals today 🎉

!!TODAY ONLY!! Buy a car, Get a free lamppost! 😂😂😂 P.s How do people actually manage to crash on a straight, wide road?!

We take a brief intermediate break from @stravawankers hunting this afternoon 🤣😂

Winter mornings 🥶❄️

Well done to ‘alpha stratagem’ for not only taking our design, but actually making it look crap! Keep up the good work fellas 🔝👏🍻 And the cheek of it, in the footer it proudly says “Designed by Alpha Stratagem” mdviral.com/about.html