Michael Fish

A lady from Didcot has rung the Met Office to warn of a hurricane approaching. Warning: some viewers may find these scenes distressing.

I take it everyone's lapping up the fucking heatwave?

Me and Dimbelby got a two-for-one on our tattoos:

Locals cower in fear as storm passes over Norfolk

Met Office LOL. John Kettley just sent @SianWeather outside to check whether it was raining:

Live webcam footage from Met Office HQ in Bradford:

Chillax everyone. Latest satellite image is in. We're home and drier than Gazza's booze cabinet.