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Here goes nothing@Middletron20 Feb 2024

My personal favorite “short” TD pass by Mahomes this season.

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I think I’ll just die instead

@unusual_whales15h

"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ

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Are they planning on moving the goal posts to the right?

@SamMcDowell1110h

Andy Reid: "I'm gonna stick with Butker this week"

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I’m going to be honest, I can’t see myself shit talking Georgia when I know they’re just going to beat the shit out of us.

Top Tier Georgia

@TopTierUGANov 11

I usually say this as a joke but where is Mizzou twitter???

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Gotta act like a hard core veteran today even though for nearly 15 years I’ve worked in offices at every base I’ve been to.

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Mac the Lefty@ColinTheLeftyNov 11

It’s because they lowered the standards.

@AbbeyLowerDOWNov 10

For the first time in a decade, the U.S. Army met its recruiting goals for both Active Duty AND Reserve. Why? Because @SecWar Hegseth restored the warrior ethos and a culture of strength and merit at the Pentagon.

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I thought Rex liked feet though?

@MySportsUpdate10h

Former NFL HC Rex Ryan was arrested Wednesday morning in Nashville after allegedly running over the feet of two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week. Police say Ryan continued driving before the pedestrians caught up to him at a red light. He allegedly got out, argued with them, and drove away without exchanging information. Ryan faces six misdemeanor charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, failing to provide information or aid, and failing to obey traffic signals.

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Even on Veteran’s Day Applebee’s isn’t worth the free meal

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This news gets better and better

Kansas City Chiefs

We have traded for WR Josh Downs. We have waived WR Nikko Remigio and DE Jack Pyburn.

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Here goes nothing@MiddletronNov 11

50 cent bout to buy all the tickets to this game

Baltimore Ravens

We'll have @jarule at The Bank for a special halftime performance on Monday Night Football! He'll also perform before the game in the Bud Light Talon at 6:45 p.m.! 🎟️: seatgeek.com/baltimore-raven…

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alyssa@spacedglamNov 10

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wendell sandico@wendellsandicoNov 10

hitchcock shooting rope surrounded by handsome men

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Not fucking a head coach…that we know of

Josh Potter@J_PotterNov 10

Diana Russini’s first tweet back was that the Vikings were gonna get Mac Jones 😂 0 for 1 since not fucking a head coach.

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cizzle@cizzleliteNov 10

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@TheCoachesDeskNov 10

Fun Fact: Kirk Cousins is being paid by THREE teams in 2026. This man's agent is a full demon.

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Hope Downs is ready to learn the hardest playbook in the NFL apparently

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Guys, yes Tackle is a concern for the Chiefs but teams don’t trade even good Tackles at the trade deadline

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@RonOnChiefsNov 10

Josh Downs immediately becomes the Chiefs' leading WR this year with 354 receiving yards

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Really trying to sneak Worthy in there

@SportsCenterNov 10

Kansas City adds another playmaker for Mahomes and the offense 🔥

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I think it’s safe to say he’s happy

@JoshDownsNov 10

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@JoshDownsNov 10

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@NFLMemesNov 10

Kirk Cousins waking up with the #32 ranked defense in the NFL and going to bed with the #1 ranked defense

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