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Mike Smart

@MikeThinkType

Hi. Real person here…(needs saying these days) he/him, is making plans to leave this hell-site 🌈🏳️‍🌈🐘 Bigots and dodgy follows: move on elsewhere, please.

Joined July 2015
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CHANCELLOR Jeremy Hunt confirms £1000 applies where “more than seven bedrooms have views dominated by pylons situated within your grounds.”
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Replying to @MichaelTakeMP
Sir Michael: even a sage such as you has no idea how heavy the burden of state lies on the shoulders of Great Britain’s great man, particularly on weekend mornings. The endless work meetings and after-dinner work meetings and all-night work meetings. His healthcare is paramount.
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Replying to @dasy2k1 @25kV
Yes, but
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Replying to @trevsharp
Yes, there are a few such public noticeboards*. Very public. *FeesApplyNoticeboardsMayBeWithdrawnWithoutNoticeOrReplacedForTechnicalReasonsYouAreResponsibleForReplacingYourOwnNoticeIfDamagedOrUnavailableSeeTermsAndConditionsAmendmentWhichMayNotBe Published)
Still image from “28 Days Later” in a deserted London he walks past a Missing People noticeboard covered in thousands of desperate homemade notices, all long abandoned, all stuck on top of each other.

ALT Still image from “28 Days Later” in a deserted London he walks past a Missing People noticeboard covered in thousands of desperate homemade notices, all long abandoned, all stuck on top of each other.

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Wise words. Thankyou. You’ve given me a lot to think about.
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This has to be my favourite reply. Ten spambots in 150 minutes, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. Is it like the Nigerian Prince? You have to DM someone whose name is Will Hack?
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Replying to @ottocrat
Infotainment mode may only be activated when vehicle is preceded by one of these, with raised flag and functioning Ottolicht.
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Replying to @richard_littler
Would like to think #3 is an emergency fall-back for the chimes of Big Ben with the room around it specially constructed to complete the auditory illusion; the shape of the Glock Room forced the rest of the building to follow. (Standby glock player receives 24x5 mins overtime)
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Replying to @cjfaraway @organicsi
What? youtube.com/watch?v=EuNg1iWH… (Vid AltText: Darryl in “Thelma and Louise” pronounces the H in “what?” when he gets more demonstratively upset.)
Oooh. Neat. A much easier way to set up #SplitView in #iPadOS 15 (#iOS 15?) Also a handy way of working out which apps are not able to be used in Split View. Video: Move to the app switcher, hold and drag the apps over each other to pair them up as side by side apps.
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