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how it’ll feel when i’m telling my son i was top of my class throughout my primary school and university days.
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Omoh Nigeria no get level again even jasmine wey no use reach 6month don sabi Nigerian police 😂
How we take reach 220M population again 🤔
🇳🇬 WHICH STATES HAVE THE LARGEST POPULATIONS? — 2026
State — Estimated Population:
1 🔴 Kano — 16,078,213
2 🟣 Lagos — 13,445,960
3 🟣 Ogun — 11,065,443
4 🔴 Kaduna — 10,300,606
5 🟣 Oyo — 10,009,651
6 🔴 Katsina — 9,639,417
7 🟤 Rivers — 9,526,892
8 ⚫ Bauchi — 7,946,323
9 ⚫ Borno — 7,843,225
10 🟠 Benue — 7,014,422
11 🟠 Niger — 6,970,623
12 🟢 Anambra — 6,959,407
13 🟤 Delta — 6,938,397
14 🔴 Jigawa — 6,748,924
15 🟤 Akwa Ibom — 6,680,410
16 🟢 Imo — 6,659,338
17 🔴 Sokoto — 6,016,163
18 🟠 Kogi — 5,622,372
19 🟣 Osun — 5,621,340
20 🟣 Ondo — 5,562,079
21 ⚫ Adamawa — 5,485,868
22 🔴 Zamfara — 5,406,423
23 🔴 Kebbi — 5,287,266
24 🟤 Edo — 5,282,010
25 🟠 FCT — 5,280,317
26 🟢 Enugu — 5,232,613
27 🟠 Plateau — 5,141,279
28 🟢 Abia — 4,586,262
29 🟤 Cross River — 4,520,576
30 ⚫ Yobe — 4,425,235
31 🟣 Ekiti — 4,230,440
32 🟠 Kwara — 3,993,249
33 ⚫ Gombe — 3,808,962
34 🟠 Nasarawa — 3,788,196
35 🟢 Ebonyi — 3,712,174
36 ⚫ Taraba — 3,457,268
37 🟤 Bayelsa — 2,873,671
🟠 NC ⚫ NE 🔴 NW 🟢 SE 🟤 SS 🟣 SW
NB: Covers all 36 states and the FCT. Figures are modelled population estimates as used in the World Bank's Joint Food Security Monitor, not census counts. Nigeria's last census was in 2006.
#Statisense
(World Bank—2026)
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兄弟别他妈打飞机了,想艹免费的b直接去月子中心应聘男护工。他妈的里面全是刚生完的宝妈少妇,怀孕十个月加上产后恢复,少说一年没被插过。下面本来就因为激素和伤口敏感得要命,长期没被操,小逼早就饥渴到不行,阴唇肥厚外翻,一走路都能感觉到里面空虚地抽搐。奶子胀成硬球,乳头又大又红,稍微蹭到衣服就自己渗奶水。当你穿着工作服一进房间,她们眼睛就直了。帮她擦身子的时候,手从奶子滑到小腹,再到大腿根,她会主动把腿分开一点,湿乎乎的逼缝已经亮晶晶的,阴蒂都充血鼓起来。你手指稍微往中间一按,她就忍不住夹紧,淫水直接顺着指缝往下淌,把床单弄湿一小块。有的更夸张,抱孩子的时候故意把大奶子往你手臂上压,奶水隔着衣服渗出来,黏糊糊的。等孩子睡着,她就低声说“下面好胀……帮我按按”,然后自己把内裤扯到一边,掰开湿透的阴唇,露出里面红嫩嫩、一缩一缩的小穴,等你鸡巴直接捅进去。反正老公不在,孩子又小,她又累又空虚,这时候一个会干活、鸡巴又硬的男护工,进去就是送上门的肉棒。插进去的时候她会咬着枕头叫,奶子跟着晃,奶水喷得到处都是,逼里紧紧地吸,内射进去她整个人都会舒服的发抖。
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Best streamer award no be by vote no be by views no be by sub or even followers but na by scope White people unan bad 😭😭😭😭
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Being a baby is hard as fvck bro. Imagine your hand is itching and you're crying, trying to communicate with your people, but they put a dumbass pacifier in your mouth to shut you up. Like what the fck
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You can be financially responsible throughout the week, then one unexpected expense will remind you that you're still a learner 😂💔
The audacity to preach about not needing a man when we remember the days Lagos was smelling for you, rent was doing press-ups on your neck and survival was the actual relationship goal. 😂 Now that the tides have turned, everybody is suddenly an unnecessary responsibility. Please, don’t let Lekki comfort erase your humble beginnings.
This 50/50 discourse is hilarious because men are finally realising that women don’t necessarily want them badly enough to take on the stress and responsibilities that come with relationships.
If I can pay my bills and afford my lifestyle alone, why would I add the emotional labour of nurturing, catering to, managing and accommodating another adult, only to still split bills?
Obianuju shut up abeg
Broke men will forever remain slaves to validation. Men from other countries are openly disrespecting Nigerian women, and instead of standing up for women from your own country, you’re busy licking their boots for approval. Have you forgotten you have a mother, sisters, female friends and well wishers who are women? The desperation to impress foreigners by tarnishing the image of Nigerian women is pathetic. Some of you would sell your own dignity just to watch Nigerian women get disrespected. Absolutely shameful.




















