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Joined July 2022
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how it’ll feel when i’m telling my son i was top of my class throughout my primary school and university days.
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Omoh Nigeria no get level again even jasmine wey no use reach 6month don sabi Nigerian police 😂
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I can’t date or talk to a man that didn’t have iPhone 17 pro max or 50 million in his account
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Best streamer award worst pass Nigeria 🇳🇬 election 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Everyone knows it was rigged
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Best streamer award no be by vote no be by views no be by sub or even followers but na by scope White people unan bad 😭😭😭😭
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God carterefe must win this award ooo Make Carter know say he get better supporters
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Carterefe owns the street no capping
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Being a baby is hard as fvck bro. Imagine your hand is itching and you're crying, trying to communicate with your people, but they put a dumbass pacifier in your mouth to shut you up. Like what the fck
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Omoh this one don fra oo😂😂
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You can be financially responsible throughout the week, then one unexpected expense will remind you that you're still a learner 😂💔
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Dinner Night, have you?
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The audacity to preach about not needing a man when we remember the days Lagos was smelling for you, rent was doing press-ups on your neck and survival was the actual relationship goal. 😂 Now that the tides have turned, everybody is suddenly an unnecessary responsibility. Please, don’t let Lekki comfort erase your humble beginnings.
This 50/50 discourse is hilarious because men are finally realising that women don’t necessarily want them badly enough to take on the stress and responsibilities that come with relationships. If I can pay my bills and afford my lifestyle alone, why would I add the emotional labour of nurturing, catering to, managing and accommodating another adult, only to still split bills?
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Obianuju shut up abeg
Broke men will forever remain slaves to validation. Men from other countries are openly disrespecting Nigerian women, and instead of standing up for women from your own country, you’re busy licking their boots for approval. Have you forgotten you have a mother, sisters, female friends and well wishers who are women? The desperation to impress foreigners by tarnishing the image of Nigerian women is pathetic. Some of you would sell your own dignity just to watch Nigerian women get disrespected. Absolutely shameful.
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It feels satisfying to watch is Calm now Gifs is trending 🤣 what X can not do does not exist 🤭
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Those set of people that will buy a new iPhone online and allow their vendor to waybill it to their address have a strange kind of confidence I can't practice. What if anything happens to that phone on the way?
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He attacked someone’s phone business they started selling phones… He attacked someone’s car business they started selling cars… He attacked someone’s solar business they started selling power stations … He attacked someone’s music label they started label.. Nerh I can’t be mad
VeryDarkMan’s elder brother, Macavelli, shows off a newly acquired four-bedroom apartment for artistes signed to his record label, Velli Music Worldwide. He also unveils the label’s new logo, which bears a striking resemblance to Davido’s DMW logo. 👀
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What’s one lesson life taught you the hard way?
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Genuinely, there's no need to remind her about that. She no insult anybody, na opinion she get
The audacity to preach about not needing a man when we remember the days Lagos was smelling for you, rent was doing press-ups on your neck and survival was the actual relationship goal. 😂 Now that the tides have turned, everybody is suddenly an unnecessary responsibility. Please, don’t let Lekki comfort erase your humble beginnings.
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Not everything you lose is a loss. Sometimes is making space for something better
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When did we monetise relationships?? Nigerian men have their own inside this problem but Nigerian women, we have to do better. This international disgrace is a bit much. Why go to a different country and do this? Please work hard, nobody is your poverty alleviation scheme.
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