Guitar player, singer and awful scrabble player. Front man of the Miles Cookman Band (MCB).
Whitstable, Earth.
Joined October 2011
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Miles Cookman retweeted
This is it in a nutshell, the game is rigged . Is the premier league really a competitive league or is it all a charade?@premierleague
Shame on you @ECB_cricket if ever there was a tacit example of the inherent posh-boy southern bias of the England & Wales Cricket Board it is that there in not one men’s Ashes test match in the North of England.
Another nail in the coffin of working class cricket. Disgusting.
Bloody Nora! Nobody puts you through the wringer quite like the England football team.
I’ve definitely lost at least a year off my life but it was worth it.
On we go! 😎
Miles Cookman retweeted
Watching KS speech back again on News. Beggars belief but he actually says, "I inherited a Party that was morally bankrupt". Seconds later, "..standing up for decency, respect, and the rule of law...". Yet he packed the Lords with his mates, took the freebies and chose Mandelson.
Read a brilliant theory on Alien that viewed from the xenomorphs point of view, the film is basically Die Hard.
The alien finds himself trapped in a place he shouldn’t be owned by a huge Japanese company and hunted through air vents by a group led by a bearded guy. Yippee ki yay
🤖 Made with AI
The (surprisingly) long wait for the return of Test match cricket to England is finally over.
The post-ashes era starts today and the reputations of a few movers & shakers is on the line.
I’m excited to see how Emilio Gay gets on and also how Atkinson slots back in.
Let’s go!!
Hey Southern Water @sewateruk can we have an update on when people without cars can expect to get even a dribble of water? Toilets need flushing, children need cleaning, food needs cooking etc. When did you decide Whitstable was a third world country?
No water across the entire of whitstable. What on Earth are @sewateruk playing at?!? What with this and raw sewage dumps they are not fit for purpose. @BBCNews @bbcsoutheast
Miles Cookman retweeted
Enzo Maresca’s first day of training after he takes over from Pep at Manchester City 😆
Southampton have been kicked out of the Championship Play Offs and deducted points for next season’s championship.
…To be on the safe side, Everton have also been deducted five points.
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
The question keeping me awake tonight is…
If I could fly, how much could I carry?
Would it be like swimming where pretty much any excess weight drags you down?
Could I fly to a gig with my guitar?
Would I need to wear goggles?
I’m not one for trying to find the hidden meaning in dreams but last night I dreamed that I took a petrol lawnmower into the shower to clean it with a paintbrush.
Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
My insomnia dilemma last night was one that has carried over to this morning.
Opal Fruits vs. Fruitella vs. Chewits.
They all have their merits but does one rise above?
Out of interest, what do all my football friends think of the Chelsea huddle malarkey?
I’m of the opinion that it’s a classic sporting power move. Is the end game that teams have to take it in turns to huddle around the centre?
As it turned out they lost anyway, C’est la vie 😉