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Hugh Morris

@Mirth_Quake

It's not the mentality, it's the men totally.

 Seattle, WA.
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Joined October 2011
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. But it's quiet.
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@kingamir@kingamir28 Jan 2016
It's 2016! Put some lotion on your elbows people. – at Los Angeles, CA
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eEric@ericsshadow8 Jan 2016
Find that one special person in this world that completes you and make them do your laundry.
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💥JD@MrJamieD20 Dec 2015
My OCD is so bad when someone falls asleep on the subway I turn off their music & then I braid their hair & organize their gym bag. – at Toronto, Ontario
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💥JD@MrJamieD20 Dec 2015
Just a few more handfuls of snow and everything will be perfect. – at Toronto, Ontario
Image from 💥JD (@MrJamieD)
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*doffs gay apparel* *dons even gayer apparel*
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vladchoc@vladchoc11 Nov 2015
Ok, I’ve given it a lot of thought and I’ve made up my mind. When I die, put my body into a blender like that one Gremlin.
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Bob Heller@Bob_Heller23 Dec 2015
Of all my cherished childhood toys, the R2-D2 action figure came out of my butt the easiest.
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Love means never having to say you saw Bigfoot. It was clearly a man with a beard Karen, he waved at us. I can't do this, I want a divorce.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR *tries to stand up but somebody tied my shoe laces together and i fall on my face* BULLIED MAN
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder19 Dec 2015
So, what channel is this Star Wars thing on?
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Michael Balazo@mbalazo17 Dec 2015
H.R. Giger Christmas Card Idea: Santa is trapped in a gray, rotting anus/prison.
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I don't watch UFC with my bros anymore, 'cause they said the sight of me violently jerking off, "is very concerning."
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You know somebody's probably tried to deep fry salad.
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'ti Reynard@tiReynard17 Dec 2015
Cranky Pants: An Autobiography
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Bob Heller@Bob_Heller15 Dec 2015
My doctor said my heart was healthy enough for sex so I pulled it out of my chest and fucked it 'til the sun came up.
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'ti Reynard@tiReynard15 Dec 2015
Replying to @Mirth_Quake
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Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy2212 Dec 2015
The Home Depot is the store I feel most comfortable farting in.
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Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy228 Dec 2015
It's like kids nowadays don't appreciate the fact that we wouldn't even have a Christmas if Ernest hadn't saved it back in 1988.
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Start with, "I'm not a fan of beards but…", so I can anxiously await your opinion regarding my face.
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