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CrustfundBabies

@SaveItForFest

just here for the jokes

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Joined February 2009
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Start giving yourself the love you’ve wasted on undeserving people.
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If you're a man upset at being lumped in with rapists, attackers and general arseholes just because of your gender, maybe take it up with the men who give us a bad name instead of women who have to be on guard 24/7 because of them.
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E~ville@E_Ville1318 Oct 2025
Sorry things got so dark. It'll happen again.
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Favorite family tradition? Teaching the younger generations to go MUAHAHAHAHAH as toddlers. Nothing funnier than an army of the diaper-clad-just-getting-their-land-legs lurching around making spooky noises.
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[being dragged away from brunch] PANCKAES ARE JUST FLAT WAFFLES [taser noises]
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If you shout ONE TWO 1234 before your song starts that mother better rock
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Jaime Pressly starring in, "The Life of Margot Robbie"
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You’re always the villain in someone’s story. ~ Me to my cat, while saving several Mediterranean House Geckos from him.
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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this
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I have two sick squirrels. The first one has some kind of mange (I forgot the name) that's finally his second dose of medicine. The right one had some kind of head injury that was so severe his eyes were nearly swollen shut. You can still see the scar, but they're getting better
Image from Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke)
Image from Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke)
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here's what I would look like if I was wearing a suit made out of bees
Image from Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke)
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Everyone has owned a tennis racket at some point but has no idea where it came from
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Tony P.@Tbone721921 Dec 2024
Tis the season to hate all the assholes who leave their pets outside in the freezing cold
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Image from Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen)
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"the comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor." voltaire

ALT "the comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor." voltaire

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Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.
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I hate being right about American elections - an off-the-cuff joint. fromfaminetofeast-eatingdiso… via @pahl_brighteyes
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Polostan, my new novel, is coming out October 15. It’s the first book in a new series I’m calling Bomb Light. More info to come as we get closer, but for now: harpercollins.com/products/p…  @wmmorrowbooks
Image from Neal Stephenson (@nealstephenson)
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I’m always polite and thank Siri and automated texts so I’ll be spared when the robot/AI uprising occurs.
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The stages of healing: 1) Becoming suddenly aware of the issue 2) Endlessly analyzing as you process emotions 3) Waking up one day to realize you don’t actually give a shit
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