Surrealist, serious, satirical, subhuman. Always an autistic artist alliterating & alluding while writing well. misha fitton’s mad mind *Chief Turtle Officer 🐢
under the sea in an 🐙s garden
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When it comes to suicide, pay attention to people you know who start giving away to friends and family possessions important to them. If they seem calm after a period of intensity or depression - that’s another sign.
An older relative told me a story about a lawyer who set up his corporation. Great guy whose marriage fell apart. His wife left him for another man, and he neglected his practice. He started giving away sports memorabilia he had collected and spent a lot of $$ on. Seemed better after the divorce, said he wanted to simplify his life. No one did anything, suspected anything. And he shot himself in his storage facility. He was about 40. Afterwards everyone saw the signs.
AGAIN. Lmao. More infinity indians weighing in. Again: if you’re Indian, I am an American. You do not get to have a seat at my table. Sorry.
Even when you tell them no, they just keep coming and coming. Similar to the H1B flood into the country for decades.
Only way forward is to block. It’s laughable for anyone in a foreign country to think I care about what they want in my own country. I’m amazed but it’s just straight up stupid hubris. Why would they expect a single American to want to engage with them like this?
I genuinely wouldn’t have the arrogance to go tell an Indian that Indians can’t limit their own borders and visas. But literal Indians who live in India feel like they can dictate the rules of American borders and the job market? LOL.
Money. It all comes down to money. Tell them no money (eg the jobs are gone and your visas will not be approved). Boom. Problems will reduce rapidly… if you crush incentives and visa schemes.
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Anyway, here’s the gator video immediately after it stopped bellowing 😤
Also lol at the lady in the background that called it a “large” alligator. This one was maybe 6-7 feet. I’ve seen much larger in this area and in this specific pond.
What is Angel Wing and why should you be careful feeding wild goslings too much bread?
Today, Turtle Island Geographic followed Gary the Goose. Gary was likely one of the goslings that we have been covering in the series, but I was unfamiliar with the condition / didn’t spot this in the geese I was tracking at the time (I will be going through my video archive though to see how common the issue may be in my area for the local population).
What sucks is the condition is irreversible for adult geese. Potentially, if you encounter a gosling / still developing goose, local wildlife and bird rehabilitation centers may be able to help. But for adult geese, the recommendation will be the let the bird be.
Bright side… luckily, Gary will likely be able to live out a rather long life because geese are protected by the Migratory Bird Act as well as the fact that these rivers and ponds in the local area are surreal if you’re a goose. Gary will also be likely able to mate and pass on his genes.
How you can help? Good intentions are good, but maybe reconsider giving white bread, popcorn, or similar food to geese, especially baby ones.
Also consider praying for Gary. He was a good egg. Now he’s a good goose. Even if a little uneven. It’s ok, I look a little weird too, Gary. I hope neither of us gets hit by a car while walking.
also if you’re reading this on X or Substack I write my own articles. @pangram can you check if the above text was AI?
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He is just so durn cute. @amy_gomez10659 @MishaTurtleX 🤣🤭😂🤠😘🦋
RIP Mario Kart Tour. Why doesn’t Nintendo just make it an offline app available for sale?
Mario Kart Tour is actually one of the Let’s Plays that I have been doing the most in 2026.
This stinks. youtube.com/watch?v=PsI41Gww…
Turtle Island Geographic Presents…
Lots of Geese! In 4K!
Part of our multi-year Turtle Island Geographic series! Geese are quickly becoming my second favorite non-Turtle animal.
Among Us - Nintendo Switch Digital Edition for $3 at Walmart is a no brainer buy
Give the aliens nothing to eat by losing our minds! Plus… some bonus Misha Turtle Island TV thoughts on the new Paramount Plus show near the end!
This is not an ad for Walmart… it is just more expensive on the Nintendo eShop. Sometimes retailers undercut even for digital!
I already own the game. No affiliate link here, so my incentive is to just be straight up with you regardless of whether you end up buying it or not.... Get it IF you like it based on what I broke down on my turtle tv talk!
A deal is only a deal if you intend to play and enjoy the game.
What do squirrels REALLY get up to DTD? Turtle Island Geographic finds out.
A Day in the Life 🐿️. I filmed this myself with no commentary. Perfect for meditative vibes and those of you on X who probably should touch grass but won't go outside... so you can see my digital grass.
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NatetheHate believes Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is coming to Switch 2 this year.
This would be a really good decision by Sandfall Interactive.
mynintendonews.com/2026/06/1…
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And the PLAYERS touch the #StanleyCup before any coach, trainer, manager, owner, etc.
The only league to do it.
Remove the screen, price at $400. Bundle for $450.
With screen, price at $500 with a bundle.
Incentivize most people to go for the Switch 2 and still try to entice customers like this.
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Another Zelda remake coming and this one is definitely going to move Nintendo Switch 2 units.
It’s Happening!!! The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time coming later this year.
Let’s talk about Bricks and Minifigs statement in response to Reckless Ben and Mansell’s attempts to regain the LEGO sets….
This is elite levels of deflection and spin. Read between the lines here and see what they are doing. Divide and conquer.
BAM Sucks… And keeps sucking
Asmongold says it’s RIDICULOUS that the CEO of Bricks & Minifigs gets to Throw those two guys under the bus & act like everything’s fine, even though he knew exactly what was happening & did Nothing
“The CEO is on the phone with the police, the CEO refused to look at the contract. The CEO knew about it because he talked to Ben directly. The CEO knew about all of this & he let it happen
I think it’s just ridiculous he can just simply throw these two guys away & preserve his entire company. He was trying to ruin Ben’s life & get Ben put in jail for years
It’s not enough to be even. Being even is already over. Now it’s punitive. Nobody should say ‘oh no it’s ok’. They need to make sure these people never forget about this
You were trying to ab*se the legal system, you ab*sed the law enforcement system, & now you are trying to lie to the public & try to save face. Absolutely F**KING NOT”
I got a bunch of new followers in the last day. That’s not very turtle speed and sort of unintentional / the wrong attention. If you followed me recently because you liked a couple of my hot take videos? Please unfollow. I unintentionally did something popular in an area that doesn’t really match my account or what I talk about for 95% of situations. I’m glad if you enjoyed watching that specific video, but I truly don’t expect anyone to watch and I didn’t even really think those videos were particularly good.
Put a hot chick in instead of me and the videos would be even more interesting and engaging. Some bombshell 10/10 influencer girl on this app should make an X Video Reaction video about Kalshi and Polymarket. If mine got 300-400K views with it rising further before I noticed and deleted it from my main timeline, you can probably clear 1-2 Million views easily. A lot of people hate their undisclosed ads and the hypocrisy of some of the accounts on this app who arguably mislead many of their followers without a second thought. Please, go take that post concept. “Steal” it from me. Full permission granted lol. It’s an important conversation, but not one that Turtle Island wants to host. I request anyone who found their way here because of that to please leave.
The videos have been removed / I’ll post them to 50 views or whatever on my YT or Substack, but I didn’t want half a million people watching my Kalshi-Polymarket video and then following this specific X account. I’m not going to be interesting so if that (or my anon & pseudo anon social media video) is why you followed specifically? Please unfollow. No hard feelings. Thank you.
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