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Ambivert | Leo | Strongly Opinionated | Funny on some days | Politics |

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Joined November 2014
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If you’re looking for a tailor to give your hard earned money in this economy. DO NOT take it here , utaoshwa tu. Nairobi shamba la mawe
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very thankful that I (and my friends who are also lawyers) have never made being lawyers our entire personalities.
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For 6500 + cost of ingredients, I would actually rather just order fresh food daily than eat 4/5 day old meal prep
Ksh 6500/= is my labor cost for cooking for one person If two people cost is ksh 9000/= labor exclusive of transport. This is for meals for a week.
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NRB streets: no drainage, no wetlands to allow water to percolate. Wetlands now filled with high-rise concrete jungles. How does one reconcile this with the Magnificent Talanta Stadium? Balanced Planning?
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And boom 1st Avenue at Oshwal school has flooded with just a drop of downpour. Now imagine the real full blown El Niño coming our way. @nairobi_rivers @SakajaJohnson @047County @GulagstormRider @Alfayaz11 @ahmednasirlaw @EricLatiff @NationFmKE @TheStarKenya @StandardKenya @SemaUkweliKenya @AfUncensored @UNEP @teddyobiero
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I will not respect your opinion. If you support ruto wewe ni mjinga kama yeye
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Look at how he wipes that smile off his face in slow motion 😂
DEAD MAN WALKING The Emasculated Modern Man Betatization through a thousand Concessions
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Hahaa 😂😂 (also motivated by KPLC)
Running in this weather is a sign of madness and showing off. Lipa 250 uende gym upande treadmill buana.
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Last response ya Kenya power to customers is almost one month ago . They don’t have a social media team ?
Replying to @Luvuga @KenyaPower
Good afternoon, Lilian. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We have picked the issue and will escalate it for prompt action on the same. Your security is a priority to us. ^LN
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Me & Who ?
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"I miss my bro Ihab Kariuki Salim. Mseme kitu mtasema hio ni yenu" This was you mocking us in 2023!! You knew Ihab was a notorious thief, a murderer na bado you used to hang out with him. Watu wakilia huku venye Ihab ameterrorize mabeshte wao wewe unacheka. Mbona hukumcut off??🤷🏿‍♂️
Personally, me not knowing your source of funds/livelihood is reason enough for me to cut you off as a friend. Zero explanations.
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Kenya power akiz 😔 @KenyaPower_Care
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Replying to @iMiaSanMia
I’m a German investor who knows Kenyans well, was living in Nairobi recently for years. They suffer and are oppressed by a literal killer regime. I faced crimes of $300k+ losses in shares & cash, and experienced nothing but incompetence and more so corruption from all government agencies. Nothing works, and it is deliberate to steal money from taxpayers. They are being killed and abducted for speaking up, even I escaped abduction attempt. Do not whitewash the killer regime @FCBayernEN @FCBayern @AFCAjax nitter.gq/hnnsbnd/status/2116003…
A lot of people hear “1 billion ah ok” and don’t understand HOW MUCH that is. [ACTION ASK below] 🇰🇪 KSh 1 BILLION for a football friendly could fund: 💰 500,000 cash payments of KSh 2,000 to vulnerable Kenyans 🏥 One year of stipends for 16,666 community health promoters Meanwhile, 39.8% of Kenyans live in poverty- over 20 MILLION people. Nurses and teachers are fighting for better pay, yet Kenya is reportedly considering spending up to KSh 1 BILLION on Bayern Munich vs Ajax. Who benefits more: struggling Kenyan families or a 90-minute football spectacle? Kenya 🇰🇪 Today two more accounts who can be addressed for impact. One is a journalist with close ties to Bayern: @mano_bonke & the other @iMiaSanMia shares the amount the corrupt government cartel pays for sports washing their image to @FCBayern @FCBayernEN @FCBayernDE nitter.gq/hnnsbnd/status/2115981… nitter.gq/hnnsbnd/status/2115982… More images in comments:
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Kuwakumbusha 'Ebola' had to disappear for Bayern to come. Vipindi ni mingi.
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This is the perfect example of how consumerism has taken away from simple things. Humans have been running for eons without 70k. It’s literally cheaper than a gym membership.
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Kenya’s inflation rate has gone up to 7.3% in October 2026, from 6.8% in September. This is the highest inflation rate since 2023.
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So glad works end at 1. Can’t wait to get home and watch modern family na some Merlot
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Running is free
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Separate tings zimekua a thing of the past
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“Olise and Harry are cute”🤣🤣
“Tunaenda lakini we will chant wantam” spineless clowns
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“Tunaenda lakini we will chant wantam” spineless clowns
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