Hannah

The Royalty-Free Tenenbaums #BudgetMovies @midnight

Suddenly loud in Boston #SuperBowl

Copley Square is the scene of the Boston Marathon bombing. We understand...and the ban isn't making anyone safer.

Hope the Pope starts to feel better, but I fear he'll come back to preside over a new, lazier mass at 10PM.

The Pope's regeneration is set for Feb 28. Will he finally be ginger? I guess Steven Moffat will have the final say.

Can't view any items on @Etsy because of a @Facebook error? Makes sense.

Damn, @GrubHub knows how I'm eating my dinner tonight. SORRY DELIVERY GUY. twitpic.com/bmmrk7

God, Jerry Mandering sounds like such a dick.

Steel-cut oat cookies. Surprisingly successful, surprisingly delicious.

Accidentally applied to a staffing agency yesterday. Fuck me. #callscallscallscalls

Watching the Office. Hog Maw does NOT have a rib in it, or any bones for that matter. It is, however, incredibly delicious. #office

Applying for jobs, watching American Dad, dreaming of tuna salad for lunch. This is a life. Technically.

I'm sitting between two architects preparing a presentation. This is the real Bullshit Mountain, people. This is it.

Trying maple liqueur for the first time. It's alcoholic maple syrup, guys. I imagine it's great on hangover pancakes.

@kfan The feeling with subside when you manage to get a gutterball...in the next lane...with bumpers. Oh, only me?

Do I just have a face that says, "HERE I AM, DRUNK PEOPLE! TALK TO ME!"

Eating a Clark Bar, also known by its scientific name: Worst. Butterfinger. Ever.

Celery and peanut butter, good. Celery and Nutella, great. Celery and chocolate icing, I'VE CROSSED A LINE.

Favorite so far was the Bull Dog, 'cause he was just being a dog. #dogshow

The Super Bowl has the Puppy Bowl, but is there a cute version of the National Dog Show?