I ( –∞ , 3 ) math.
Boston, MA
Joined July 2009
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Just watched @dianalsantiago open a can of "hug ass" on @ConanOBrien.
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6+6=12..but so does 8+4 or 9+3. See what I'm saying? RT @lynndaviswv: @StopBeck Male + female = marriage. It's really not that complicated
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This morning I was watching a cloud that looked like a tiny potato. Then it got bigger. Then a potato hit me in the face.
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Yeah, CONFUCIUS! // RT @FINALLEVEL: Before you make an emotional move. Think of the consequences... CONFUCIUS
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Jay Leno is being sued over a joke he made about Mitt Romney. That's what happens when you combine the world's two edgiest men.
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"Imagine you could get the news you get in the newspaper on your home computer" - The future of news in 1981 bit.ly/news1981
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when someone has gone off the rails, i never know if it means they quit doing cocaine, or started.
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First two people to RT will get free #TVGUIDELETTERTHEATER swag: lacomedyfest.com/schedule/fi… (swag = t-shirt or cute tote bag)
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A drunk moose got stuck in an apple tree in Sweden. And this time it's not because they write their news stories using Mad Libs.
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I'm hoping for a soda machine! RT @Moderately On day two, Romney will give us longer lunches and more pizza days. #gopdebate
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Sometimes I get dirty looks at the grocery checkout, when I insist my groceries be separated from others' by a wall of fire.
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The best way to avoid parking tickets is to glue your wipers to the windshield. #yourewelcome
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'Conan' To Welcome Four Of Music’s Hottest Acts This Summer For First-Ever 'Conan Concert Ser http://bit.ly/mTp0Pk
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I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body. http://yfrog.com/h49aw2j #ivebeenhacked
