Hey! I'm Tara Clark Author•Podcaster• Content Creator• Mom• Tackling modern motherhood one problem at a time
New York, USA
Joined February 2016
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Remember that Christmas in the 90’s when everyone just gave each other polar fleece from Old Navy and it was the happiest we have ever been?
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One thing I hate about Christmas movies is how everyone is always out shopping on Christmas Eve and they seem HAPPY about it. How are they not stressed? When are they going to wrap their presents? I have so many questions and so much anxiety thinking about this.
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If you like constant interruptions when you’re [no you can’t have a snack] trying to get something done, then parenting [leave the cat alone] might be for you.
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I’ll never forgive you for this @CoraJadeWWE
You’re welcome to join us this year at Halloween Havoc and cause some chaos too! Just sayin #WWENXT
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I had a really fun chat with Tara Clark on the @modern_momprobs podcast, where we talk babies, 80s movies and the weirdness of parenting!
Link below or listen wherever you get your podcasts!
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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control
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Child: I need help with my math.
Me [looking]: Well, if you carry the-
Child: No, that's not how you do it.
Me: OMG FINE. Then how do you do it?
Child: I don't know, that's why I need help. – at Salem, NH
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Happy Friday podcast fans.
Edition #230 of @FindThatPod is out -> 5 great podcasts to discover:
➡️ Modern Mom Probs @Modern_MomProbs
➡️ Killer in the Family
➡️ Good Bad Billionaire
➡️ Batman: The Audio Adventures
➡️ Braaains @BraaainsPodcast
Have a great weekend!
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I organized my Tupperware drawer & came up with 12 lids & 5 containers which, according to Tupperware math, is correct.
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Diapers are so absorbent because toddlers need something to hold all of their audacity.
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Reasons why I'm the "worst dad on Earth" this week:
- bought the 'wrong' water balloons
- too bright outside
- friend wasn't available for a playdate
- pack of random Pokemon cards was underwhelming
- didn't know the name of a show they also don't know the name of
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My 5yo is incredibly shy. Today he worked up the courage to introduce himself to another kid at our pool. He gave the kid a high five and the smile on his face when they gave him a high five back almost made me cry. Raising kids is hard and moments like that make it so worth it.
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Not to brag, but I always wear the first outfit I try on. It takes me 25 tries with other outfits before I circle back to the first one, but still...
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As someone who has extensively studied child development, I feel compelled to share that 4.5 is the age that it becomes physically impossible for a child to resist trying on a pair of adult shoes they find lying about.
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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back, I don’t have an excuse it’s just who I am as a person.
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Mom grocery shopping alone: $130
Mom grocery shopping w/ kids joining: $175
Mom grocery shopping w/ kids & husband joining: $4085
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Parenting involves pretending to be interested in dinosaurs and then eventually get really interested and then be mocked for “knowing your dinosaurs”.
