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Kamala is standing in front of the fire pit. She dabs her tears away with her pinky finger as she takes one last look at Pete, Tim, Mark, and Josh.
“This wasn’t an easy decision,” she says through shaky breaths, “but I know this person will be the best partner for me and I can’t
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If butter companies stopped printing the measurements on the wrapper I would literally not know what to do with myself
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My special talent is standing up to do something, getting sidetracked by three other things along the way, and then lying down, wondering what I got up for in the first place.
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Ran into our neighbors at pediatric urgent care, next time I’ll call them before we go and see if they want to carpool
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That sweet loving feeling when your kids have been asleep for a couple of hours, the house is quiet, and then you hear one of them get up to pee and you’re certain that not an ounce of urine is actually landing inside the toilet
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My kid just pulled some hidden candy from the back of the pantry and proclaimed, “Finders Eaters!”
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Do I like to yell at my kids? No
But does it get them to listen and follow directions? Also no
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Don’t get up, don’t clap, but I just agreed to eat the rest of my son’s leftover mac & cheese so it doesn’t go to waste.
Kamala is standing in front of the fire pit. She dabs her tears away with her pinky finger as she takes one last look at Pete, Tim, Mark, and Josh.
“This wasn’t an easy decision,” she says through shaky breaths, “but I know this person will be the best partner for me and I can’t
wait to see where it goes. So, the person I’ve chosen to couple up with IS…”
Ariana interrupts, “Wait! You can either choose one of the boys on the couch or…”
🎶a hot new bombshell enters the villa
In walks Travis Kelce
Hey @mazdausa I have been trying to set up autopay for my vehicle for weeks. @demontrondmazda told me I would be mailed payment account info and no one has sent me anything. I was told to set it up online and the system doesn’t recognize my VIN.
Okay, and what happened to the hole in the ozone layer?
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Jeggings
Jeggings
Jeggings
Sweat pants
Jeggings
Sweat pants
Jeggings
- me, folding my wife’s clothes
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My husband and I had a paper towel roll free-throw into the grocery basket competition at the store yesterday – one of the many reasons I know he's the one for me.
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What really sucks is once you’ve unloaded the dishwasher you just fill it back up again
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My mom on the phone: “Hi hon, how’s your libido?”
Vertigo. She meant my vertigo.