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Jupiter
Joined January 2017
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You think say life hard? You don find spoon for inside this basket before💔 Na from her person start to dey get anger issues.
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Dinner is yam and vegetables. What have you had?
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Good news guys 😂
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You’ll think I’m offline till the conversation is about Ronaldo, I love him sooo much🥺❤️
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Women's logic says,if you buy her a phone. You must also buy airtime and data. If you don't, Then you didn't do anything for her.
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I’ll go 50/50 with you, but I’ll also go 75/25, 85/15, 90/10, even 99/1 whenever you can’t give 50. I’ve got you, as long as I know the love and effort are reciprocated. ❤️🤝
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Nigga no borrow money to impress people online 🧏‍♂️
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Omo men that lick plates de try o, something wey customers don deposit different atomic bombz
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My neighbor telling me today that secondary schools in Lagos now require parents to pay tax at the tax office before their children can start school. Is this applicable to only public schools or private schools too? Because which way is this again?
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He preyed on the weak until he met his match… I bet he not prepared to fight one of his kind. This happens to be my favorite part of 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥 movie
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Kylie Jenner and Jacob Elordi out in the streets of Los Angeles, kissing like nobody’s watching and looking like a regular couple. 😭
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The Lion doesn’t announce his greatness; his presence speaks for itself. Today I celebrate the gift of life, the journey so far, and the greatness ahead. Happy birthday to me 🦁
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It won’t be like this forever. Wake up and grind—it’s now or never.
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Sometimes, the best thing you can do for anyone is to let them FAFO 👌🏿
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A woman won a live TV show for a man's heart and $50k. Guess what she did first? She called her boyfriend to share the news and, while he was happy for her, broke up with him live on air.
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2 grown up men on steroids beating up an orphan who has heart problems
That random Avengers clip you can't wrap.your head around?
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Boss: “Wait a second! What’s that?” Me: “My resignation letter.” Boss: “You can’t be serious.” Me: “If my work has no value here, there’s no reason for me to stay.” He stood up in a hurry. Boss: “No, hear me out to the end.” Me: “I’m listening.” Boss: “Your performance review was the highest in our department. But the director insisted that his nephew, who joined three months ago, receive a bonus instead.” Me: “And you agreed to that?” Boss: “No. I objected and sent your performance records to HR. But the director has the final say over our department’s bonus recommendations.” Me: “Then why should I stay in a company like this?” My boss lowered his voice. Boss: “Because I believe this decision may come back to haunt him. HR is reviewing the department’s annual performance and compensation reports next week. I’ve made sure your results are included.” I looked at him skeptically. Me: “And you think they’ll do something?” Boss: “I can’t promise that. But I didn’t want you to leave without knowing I’d tried.” I left my resignation letter on his desk and agreed to wait until the review was completed. A week later, HR called me into a meeting. I expected a lecture about company policy. Instead, the HR manager placed two documents in front of me. One was my performance evaluation. The other was the department’s bonus recommendation sheet. My evaluation showed that I had exceeded every major target. The bonus sheet, however, listed me as receiving nothing. HR asked me, “Did your manager ever discuss any performance problems with you this year?” “No.” “Have you received any written warnings or been placed on a performance improvement plan?” “No.” She nodded and explained that HR had noticed a discrepancy between my performance rating and the bonus allocation during its routine review. They had requested supporting documents from the director. The director had been unable to provide a performance-based explanation for the decision. HR wasn’t accusing him of misconduct yet, but the allocation had been referred for a formal internal review. A few days later, I received another meeting invitation. This time, the director was there. HR informed us that the company had approved a correction to my bonus. The director was also required to submit written justifications for future bonus decisions, and the department’s allocations would receive additional oversight. My boss sat beside me, looking relieved. After the meeting, the director stopped me in the corridor. “Surely you weren’t really planning to resign over a bonus?” I looked at him. “No. I was planning to resign because I realized that my work could be excellent and still be treated as worthless.” He had nothing to say. I returned to my desk, opened my email, and found a message from another company. I’d interviewed with them a month earlier, and they were offering me a position with a significantly higher salary. That evening, I submitted my resignation. My boss looked disappointed but understood. “You’re sure about this?” “Yes. And thank you for standing up for me.” Three months later, I started my new job. My former boss eventually told me that the company had introduced clearer bonus criteria and required managers to document their decisions. I hadn’t forced the company to change, and I hadn’t needed to ruin anyone’s career. I had simply refused to keep working somewhere that didn’t value me. Sometimes, the real victory isn’t getting the bonus you were denied. It’s finding a workplace where you never have to fight to prove you deserve one.
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This is the kind of brother everyone desire to have. ❤️
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Stop calling him bestie when you know he is interested in you, That’s another form of witchcraft.
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