Moonie Linge

<~~~Ethereal Lunacy

Hell Gods, where is the paradise? I’m an exhausted human.

Why do men get married only to be the man for the side chick?

Time for New Yorkers to get naked

Still trying to fit out why she set fire to Dwayne

I love bacon…. But I do feel sorry for pigs this election.

So she closed up her she’ll and never let anyone in again.

If you’re in the Denver metro area and know a mobile diesel mechanic please dm me!

Sometimes I forget I’m a grown up. I don’t have to go to bed when MASH comes on.

I don’t let you in my bubble cause you don’t deserve to meet my cat!

I forget that I even have tattoos, till someone notices them.

I dont know Twitter! Stop Asking!

Laughing at the so called men that try and put me down, knowing I’ve done things in my life they could never do.

Dodged that one!!