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stumputumpu

Ngakabo Gcina
Joined May 2011
Mayihloplease 💀🤣🤣
Whoever is behind creating this poster.... please stop. I don't need such titles, I'm just a humble man from Peelton. Right now we need unity in Eastern Cape
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These words will never leave my mouth.
I really love ironing clothes
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Uyapainelwa ne??
Replying to @itsBigSexy_
you guys think dropping 22k is some exclusive thing that no one can do. we're busy watching ig stories of people much richer than you'll ever be not close to that ratchet fest and we've done sun city weekends bigger than this lame gig🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Skill issue.
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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I stopped eating this when I noticed ukuthi bona abadlelani. Badlisa thina k’phela.
Sekunjalo😭😭😭😭😭
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The driving in Kenya is worse than Joburg haibo 🙆🏽‍♀️
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Kenya is beautiful 😍😍🔥
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🕯️ 🕯️
You’re getting hired next week by a company that pays you MORE and stresses you LESS.
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This is just sick!!!!
Eyyy bakwethu, CNC isn't rape. Rape is a violent, nonconsensual act. CNC is negotiated between two people in which consent can be revoked . There is a thin line between the them, but these are two different things
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I’m still sharing my screen 😩😩
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Why is this heat making my face itchy?😩
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Eish 🌚
I feel bad for girls that cream, this sun is going to burn them this December 😭
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I returned everything a few weeks ago. None of the items were as advertised. Even a simple thing like the kid’s denim jacket, it was normal material with a denim print 😭😭
Let’s be honest about SHEIN 😔
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😭😭😭
Muscle memory made her reach in for a kiss😭
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My dad voted for the DA at the last elections. I just spent 2 hours showing him how stupid his decision was (respectfully). He sounded like he heard me. Fingers crossed 😭😭
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Got to the station just before 7am. The queue was looooong. Once they opened, it was so quick. I was done by 7:45🔥🔥
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I’m wearing my afro out and it’s attracting too many of them. Kunini ngihleka ngeEnglish😩😩
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I never told anyone this At the 2 chainz concert for homecoming he yelled “ where my sexy ladies at” Me lit standing right near the stage not knowing what’s going on puts my hand up He then says “sit yo gay ass down” I went home and didn’t play his music for weeks
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Lol
My middle class husband working at a large multinational gets the day off to go vote down the road.He’ll drive 2 minutes But @WOOLWORTHS_SA is open tomorrow! So there’s no public voting holiday for the working class who use multiple taxis and work long hours?? Where’s the attempt to even act like this is an actual democracy @PresidencyZA ?? @IECSouthAfrica ??
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HR was stupid abeg.
There’s a Gen Z lady at my workplace who applied for 4 days of annual leave. Her leave started on Thursday, and she was expected back on Monday. But she resumed on Wednesday. When HR asked why she added two extra days without approval, she calmly explained: “My leave started on Thursday. Friday was my first leave day, Saturday and Sunday were weekends, and Monday was my second working day. I still had two working days left, so I used Tuesday and Wednesday to complete my four days.”
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