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My Fohloza retweeted
Coz 21 year old huns say they don't want 21 year old niggas who split Uber fares and share student housing. They want niggas with established careers and private transport. So men over 30 aren't "hunting" younger, they are fulfilling the economic supply curve younger women demand
Men over 30 going after women aged 20–23, what happened to women your own age? 😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
Forever in a rush to get home & do nothing but lay down.
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My Fohloza retweeted
Ex in your close friends 🤣 you people are scandalous
I hate my ex
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My Fohloza retweeted
I think the downside to the popularity of Fon is the amount of Horny incels it has brought. Most debutants came there with the mentality that basadi ba Fon ba lahlile and were visibly getting frustrated when you don’t budge . They were excessively touchy and that was annoying
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My Fohloza retweeted
I once worked for this one company. I mentioned it in passing to someone I know who is a psychiatric nurse and without thinking she said "Oh, we get a lot of people from your company". After a year, I understood 😭 I saw I was so close to getting di mental health le nna 😭😭😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
nothing could’ve prepared me for whose face it was
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He actually got the ick first but didn’t wanna sound rude…
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they’re better than me which is all that matters
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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Imagine people dropping R22K+ on groove o kolota Vodacom airtime advance ya R8.20 for 5 months. Le wena o ka loya mmata, nna I get them.
Why is there so much negativity around FonCity?
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Ngino cash, you can fetch it. Please shave as well
1323829286 Capitec aowa i can't be this broke lele teng !😔✋🏼
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Omo i understand the hoes
A stripper vlog is actually insane…
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My Fohloza retweeted
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
This reminds of me of the time Mbaks fired Hawks boss Berning Ntlemeza on a Friday, and Ntlemeza said 'Sobonana Monday at work kwedini, ndiyeza!' 🤣 Good luck, Esethu.
My 60 Days suspension for reporting for reporting corruption ended I will repot to work on time: I am ready to resume my duties, 20% of them since all others were taken away. I have asked or Executive Intervention, and I’ll see what happens tomorrow at 8:00 The Acting Director General is heavily conflicted on the matter, he is a subject of a Hawks complaint I lodged. Soke sibone izo zala nkomo ini Otherwise, it will be another week of fighting for my rights.
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My Fohloza retweeted
Ngeke Ntombi sthandwa sami oe. Not for Flu my love. Don't do this to us. yeka my love. Yeka my sthandwa.
Hi guys, I’ve found the perfect cure to flu. My son was recently sick from flu and for once I didn’t go to the pharmacy to buy medication but did what my mama taught me and he was cured in a few days. I was sick as a dog last week from flu and I made the same remedy
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My Fohloza retweeted
Usuke sewuyinto engasalungiseki uma usukwaz ukuthi “okay let me be honest with you” uphinde uqambe amanga ancono kunalawa kade uwasho😩😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
No one is more entertained by recent breakup than my son’s mother. In our recent chat, I mentioned that I’ve been sober lately and she broke out laughing and said heart break is cooking me. Guys, have kids with Xhosa women at your own risk 😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
Stage sele sao reveal’a diphiri tsa relationship 💔😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
fui num chá de fraldas hoje e uma das convidadas que é mãe de uma criança me perguntou se eu quero ter filhos e eu respondi perto de diversas outras mães "deus me livre"
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My Fohloza retweeted
And if he taught us how to pray he must have intended to answer. The confidence in knowing He answer prayers😌
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My Fohloza retweeted
Ladies just need to eat and stop this "Girl Dinner" thing...flip, please eat man 😭😂
GIRL TO GIRL: Your 30’s body needs: Vitamin D3 for mood, Magnesium for sleep, Omega-3 for brain, Probiotics for gut ! Take them !
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