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joshua

@MrMidwit

harness engineer @ big tech

 Austin, TX
Joined September 2021
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@itsreallyvivek11h
I love that scene in Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck is talking to Matt Damon's titular character Will Hunting and he's like โ€œyou've got a gift man and you've gotta get outta this town and make something of yourselfโ€ and the gift in question is being really good at math and the town he needs to get out of is Boston, Massachusetts.
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Dario is funny bc heโ€™s a massive libtard but he also hates the Chinese more than any racist youโ€™ve ever met
alice ๐Ÿ”œ ๐ŸŒ sf (10/24-11/8) โ†’ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต tyo (11/9-19) (@aliceisplaying) profile picturealice ๐Ÿ”œ ๐ŸŒ sf (10/24-11/8) โ†’ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต tyo (11/9-19)@aliceisplayingOct 31
seems like anthropic added a honeypot where they let you verify with a chinese passport after which of course you are instabanned
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lu@lu9jcgOct 30
women just love proving the meme right holy shit
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weapons grade beef (@meatymcsorley) profile pictureweapons grade beef@meatymcsorleyOct 30
is this couple doing a bit?
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UtterlyInteresting (@UtterlyInterest) profile pictureUtterlyInteresting@UtterlyInterestOct 29
Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (Youโ€™ll read this in his voice)
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I promise you that there is no situation in life that will be improved by texting a woman that many words
Westside L.A. Guy (@WestsideLAGuy) profile pictureWestside L.A. Guy
@WestsideLAGuyOct 26
Follow-up to prior tweet. She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text. Unfortunate with how things turned out but if sheโ€™s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?
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"These games aren't for you anymore, if you don't like it don't buy it" "Ok" *Several long standing studios collapse*
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Just voted Democrat down ballot because Nick Fuentes told me to
Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) profile pictureNicholas J. Fuentes@NickJFuentesOct 26
Trump promised โ€œno new wars,โ€ then started a war with Iran that we are not only losing but which also destroyed the economy. Meanwhile, his corrupt advisors are selling their access to him for millions of dollars to megadonors and foreign countries. Stay home or vote Democrat.
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3 in 4 were.....?
UN Women (@UN_Women) profile pictureUN Women
@UN_WomenOct 26
25 women and girls. Thatโ€™s how many were killed ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™™๐™–๐™ฎ in conflict zones in 2025. #Peace must mean safety for women and girls. ๐Ÿ”— More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/โ€ฆ #ForAllWomenAndGirls
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed. unwomen.org/en/articles/faโ€ฆ
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@sivoriOct 26
Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.
Sideline Sync ๐ŸŸ๏ธ (@sidelinesync) profile pictureSideline Sync ๐ŸŸ๏ธ
@sidelinesyncOct 26
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it ๐Ÿฅน
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@bathcatOct 25
โ€œI donโ€™t do anything for fun, Iโ€™m not watching or reading anything, I have no upcoming travel plans and Iโ€™m not doing anything this weekend.โ€
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@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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sometimes people get bored with their lives. but they can't mess it up too much or they will suffer very painful consequences. So they'll do stuff like come in late to work. Drive aggressively. Try to get volatility anywhere they can get it.
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A big part of why America is so goated is we handed it over to autists in the early days and just let them ball out.
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Joshua Commanding the Sun to Stand Still, after Luca Giordano, 1690, ๐Ÿ“ธ by Grace Urbanski
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having a gf is insane because it's like a critical security vulnerability that you let in your house
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.@mithkiiOct 21
I used to be so full of life. Today I used a cigarette to catalyze the effects of my stimulants
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Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)
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Absurdly brutal chart wow
James Lynch (@jameslynch32) profile pictureJames Lynch
@jameslynch32Oct 20
Wow, Friday night has become just another weeknight in terms of socialization.
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Deeply socially ill people who should be imprisoned to protect the rest of society like we do with violent criminals
Ezydu (@ezradulis) profile pictureEzydu@ezradulisOct 21
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Replying to @ezradulis
generational oof
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