Mobile saloonist
Kabete, Kenya
Joined February 2024
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Mueni Kitonga retweeted
Congratulations to me nimejipeleka photo shoot 😍💕 single life forever #babydaddy riswa
Congratulations to me nimejipeleka photo shoot 😍💕 single life forever #babydaddy riswa
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
I am not a Gen Z but I believe we have a formula this time around. The opposition must stick together to the end with SIFUNA as the Presidential candidate. Any of the other key guys can deputize him except Gachagua.
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
😂😂😂😂😂
Shock as Zimbabwean prophet dies in road accident while driving luxury car gifted by Wicknell Chivayo.
Read the whole story here: tinyurl.com/45tthkew
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
Mnashinda mkiuliza mahali bois wenu wamepotelea njia na ni hio circumcision ya church.. pothee,,, kanisa iendelee tu kuchukua sadaka iachane na mambo ya circumcision
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
Uliza Katiba ikujibu
First they told us, these shiny things dont matter at all.
Now, they are reminding us, it's your money anyway. It's not a favour.
What Kenyans from the forgotten corners of the republic are asking is... When did it become our money?
In 2022 Sept ama?.
#UsawaNiSawa
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
Mnipee advice majamaa, this year i experienced a very hard break up from some nilipenda sana, she just decided to walk away no dram no nothing. She never blocked me and she still got my number( uwa naona status zake).after communication ilienda chini(late replies and low energy)
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
I have nothing positive to say about this guy.
Only negative things which I will not say because members of his family follow me.
Good riddance.
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
Which law allows ununiformed police officers to physically assault suspects for whatever reasons? @ckanjama @johnnjenga
Mueni Kitonga retweeted
How will a laptop help you? Fifteenth laptop charitable project!
Most convincing DM (for privacy) or reply/quote to this post will get a BRAND NEW laptop & bag. Note:
✅ Must have ID (don't share it unless you are required to for collection purposes)
✅ Must be in NBO or MSA
✅ Must have secure dwelling/office to store it
✅ It's for use, not selling for quick cash
Project is sponsored by an ANONYMOUS donor. Selection will be based on conviction.
Ends today 9pm.
Any comments or DMs after 9pm will be ignored for the purposes of this post.
Person selected will be DMd by me tonight or tomorrow.
Your DMs must be open, else you will be skipped.
You will also be skipped if you don't reply within a purely subjective amount of time.
DO NOT post personal info here.
Laptop will be self-collected after about a week.
