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Wyoming, USA
Joined August 2012
In American Mythology at the start of the year there was a 5 month festival with a series of celebrations to venerate the minor gods. This festival was called "The Award Season". Most celebrations took place on the Western Ocean at a place known as "California".
Replying to @MusingsofAwe
To extend this religion analogy even further. America has a whole pantheon of minor gods in the form of celebrities & influencers. Similar to saints in Catholicism or ancestral spirits in animist religions.
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This is a list of the richest people in 1989. I would never have guessed a single one outside of Sam Walton. The world has changed a lot in 40 years.
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Meu maior sonho é trabalhar no Ibama dando tiro em grileiro, garimpeiro e desmatador
You know how Brazil reversed deforestation. It wasn’t a bunch of conservation tax incentives for farmers. IBAMA (Brazil’s equivalent of the EPA) airdrops shock troops to firebomb illegal logging and mining camps. Yanuni (2026)
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Oh to be armed soldier of environmental task forces and bombing illegal logging companies equipment. There's a dream job for everyone
You know how Brazil reversed deforestation. It wasn’t a bunch of conservation tax incentives for farmers. IBAMA (Brazil’s equivalent of the EPA) airdrops shock troops to firebomb illegal logging and mining camps. Yanuni (2026)
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Bvsed
You know how Brazil reversed deforestation. It wasn’t a bunch of conservation tax incentives for farmers. IBAMA (Brazil’s equivalent of the EPA) airdrops shock troops to firebomb illegal logging and mining camps. Yanuni (2026)
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BREAKING: Fox News says Netanyahu has won Arizona.
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French man when he visits his mail-order bride’s house in Southeast Asia and experiences air conditioning for the first time
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Calling the ICE tip line right now
BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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It’s pretty insane that OceanGate knew the sub had imploded and still allowed multiple countries to deploy massive resources to stage some kind of rescue.
La esposa de Stockton el piloto de el Submarino Titan que implosionó en el 2023 estaba monitoreando el descenso cuando escucha el "pop" del submarino. Al instante los dos hombres que están con ella se ve que temen lo que pasó pero deciden no decirle 😳
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Marco Rubio leading Flávio Bolsonaro's escape is the biggest receipt that the US was interfering in the Brazilian’s elections.
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Smoke over Tel Aviv signifying that Ba’al has chosen a new Jeffrey Epstein.
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Something something involution
Has this ever happened? Has the cost of living ever actually decreased?
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Something weird going on where other cities get Waymo and the locals seem basically uninterested
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Went into a Chinese shop to buy Kylian Mbappe’s jersey The shopkeeper:
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BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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acho q a depressão tá querendo voltar pro meu corpo
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The true Hypergamy
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Auto translate giving us content for days 🤣
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卧槽,法国人你这是要干啥啊✋😭🤚
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Incredible things are happening.
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