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Rain wey beat you today fit still beat you tomorrow... No be motivation dey pay for AMG🤧
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Every country has something it’s known for. What’s the first thing people think of when they hear your country’s name?
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Nigerians are the only people who will sell their belongings and inheritance all in the name Japa.
Finally get to their destination and start a YouTube channel about
- How they cheated the system to get
their papers abroad, and
- How they are feeling so lonely abroad
with nobody to talk to
Why are we like this?
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Someone asked if I prefer a relationship or friendship
Babe, all my ships are Titanic Start grand, end in disaster, and leave me playing emotional violin while everything sinks.
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Indeed, God is good. ❤️🙏
I’m still feeling the love from yesterday. Thank you to everyone who wished me well and made my birthday special. May God bless you all. ❤️
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“Body no be firewood.”
The phrase that has made people break their celibacy and is responsible for some of the most questionable decisions people have ever made at 2 a.m.
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NO Kikuyu will vote for Babu Owino, a luo when Gakuya is on the ballot. Babu will learn that Kikuyus and Luos are like oil and water politically
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Many people wait until things go wrong before they take action. But some problems could have been avoided if we had acted early.
Don’t wait for life to force you to do what you can do today.
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My uncle went to the UK as a master’s student and was always saying that marrying a Nigerian woman and bringing her to the UK was a suicide mission.
Everyone advised him to marry someone over there, but he refused. There was always an excuse.
Marry a UK-based Nigerian woman? He would say they were too liberated and not submissive.
Okay, marry an Asian woman then.
He refused.
Marry a Caribbean woman?
He said those ones were too streetwise.
He eventually married a white woman. One day, she woke up, took their two children and left him.
He returned to Nigeria years later, lonely and with no children around to talk to.
He is 68 years old now.

























