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Why do men fall asleep immediately after they finish, but get bothered if I reach for my phone while I'm still in the mood? Make it make sense.
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Is there anything wrong with asking your neighbor to share their Wi-Fi password with you without giving them money
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Winnie Odinga cannot and will NOT survive in Nairobi. Put all your money on Jalang'o
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Niggas smiles up in ur face and stick a knife at ur back ..,,,
Snakes in ur home, cooking ur meal ..
You’re just Alone but you don’t know 🧏♀️
Replying to @Laura_arma_ni_
That will make them cheat more because you can't catch them
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Wife: Let’s watch something scary.
Me: *loads a video*
Wife: Did you seriously stream our wedding video?
Me: The scariest stories are based on real events.
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Low key — Carter Efe Spent millions of Naira on his Yankee babe at OGB debit Fashion store —- Carter dey legit with her 💯



















