Views are mine. Perceptions are yours. #UTC

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Joined July 2015
To all my mutuals who care: my Facebook and Instagram are gone forever. They relegated me to the Shadow Realm. I have TikTok, BlueSky, and Twitter—that’s all. I’m gutted. No photos of my family from the past; none of dead relatives or friends. @Meta has caused so much damage.
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Let’s admit that Xabi is why we lost this match. But we move on. So it goes!
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Xabi should’ve subbed Cole off. Not a player we can risk to lose. Now look at us. 🤡
Cole is shown a second yellow, and we're down to 10. 🔵 0-1 ⚪️ [80] #CFC | #CHETOT
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Oh great. Down to ten men
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First ever Uggs omg girl
Boris Karloff's boots from Frankenstein 1931
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I graduated undergrad this time ten years ago. Lady Gaga’s “Joanne” came on the radio as I was driving back home after the graduation ceremony. “Where do you think you’re going, girl?” This lyric stood out to me bc in that moment it was exactly how I felt about my next steps.
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People think Lady Gaga’s music is just for dancing. The tempos may be upbeat, but the lyrics are charged with emotion. I’m so thankful to have had her as the soundtrack to my life after all of these years.
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We live in simulation, we now have the new Peter Cech and Thibaut Courtois
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Hate this
Emi Martinez is reportedly being taken to hospital after clashing heads with Jarrad Branthwaite. There was a nine-minute delay while Martinez was treated on the pitch and moved onto a stretcher. Branthwaite was able to continue after being assessed.
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this song is so underrated
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You ever just???? Realize this is life???? But…like… and sometimes that freaks me out so bad.
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Not me actually excited again for another match day and we just played yesterday 😂 #CFC
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Also, I’ve learned that we [mostly, generally] have humble players on our squad. That’s why Noni and Sterling never meshed imo. Too braggadocio. #CFC
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If someone thinks a player is old and washed, send them to us. We’ll ignite a new fire within. However, a young, budding talent? We smother the embers. 😂 I love you, Chelsea lmao
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Did something happen
Elmo loves you, Mr. John Cena! Elmo will be there for you today, tomorrow, and the next day! ❤️
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Orange juice for breakfast every morning and all those fruit snacks fortified with vitamin C 😂
Most people born between 1980-1996 don’t be getting sick like that 😭😭😭😂😂😂 I don’t know what the hell they had us eating, drinking, or breathing growing up, but we got IMMUNE SYSTEMS FROM HELL. We are built different lmaoooooo.
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Seeing the contrast between football twitter now versus football twitter when I was in high school and undergrad. Very…interesting difference.
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Goal contributions galore for @ChelseaFC's front three this season ⚽️🅰️
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Oh we’re kinda cooking tbh
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Yeah…….we’re cooking
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