Proud single mother Now a mother to hundreds and growing.

Joined October 2026
A proud mother of David Martinez! Parody Account
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Motherfucker isn't using the reinforced tendons you know he's fried.
Do you think I’m ready for Adam smasher
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No I will not be recreating this during my next EMT shift. STOP asking.
Man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.
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Photo of me and my hijo! I’m so proud…
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Couldn’t find the artist sadly///
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Avida!? Avida!!! You gotta come quick! Your daughter is getting mogged in the hallway! Some Chad called your daughter cringe and now they’re having an aura battle!
what should i do
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Gloria Martinez retweeted
Let y’all decide actually
73%Keep the old one
27%New one
22 votes • 8 hours
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Not very happy with taking art without permission so I’ll be changing the wallpaper of the account. Looks nice, right?
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Let y’all decide actually
73%Keep the old one
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22 votes • 8 hours
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This is exactly why Lucy was a bad influence on my mijo.
Prohibido olvidar que Arasaka son los buenos de Cyberpunk 2077 El pobre adam smasher tuvo que pelear contra su amigo David martinez despues de que una brujer lo volviera civerpsicopata Y despues murió a manos de V, el aesino de osoburo arasaka Patriota total
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// Admin Try as hard as I can. The desperation of my love for older woman will never be on par to Omi Fan’s desperation for Omi.
imagine how good their feet must smell after drinking that much
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I’ll adopt you anyways, mijo.
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SMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHER!
Y’all just gonks to me ❤️‍🩹
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I will be adopting all small parodies. I won't stop till everyone below the age of 18 is one of my many children.
im so big and evil im going to eat all small parodies 💀💀💀
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Gloria Martinez retweeted
If you think me being a supportive dad for my crippling daughter isn’t cool then you’re very rude and uncool.
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This bitch does NOT have feelings for what she did to my hijo.
Yes, I'm a corpo Yes, I'm a human being Yes, I have feelings Yes, I have hobbys #corpoarepeopletoo
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Doesn’t make no difference I want this motherfucker dead.
No one knows this… but i’m actually a catboy.
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Ahhhhhh fuck it’s Maine… Now about the Sandevistan. My hijo kinda took it and implanted it.
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I need 50,000 burgers and 100,000 fries to feed all of my kids. and I‘ll uhhhh… Take a sprite.
Welcome to Mcdonalds Whats your order
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Mijo are you watching what I think your watching.
ㅤ ㅤ ❝ Do not tell Lucy what we were watching . . . ❞ ㅤ ㅤ
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