@__TheChickenMan

-Parody account of the Quadra Turbo R Not affiliated with CDPR or cyberpunk

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Joined August 2025
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YOU WHAT
Johnny Silverhand@JohnnyAgHand4h
IM SHOOTING THE CHILD
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That's a kid, Johnny.
Johnny Silverhand@JohnnyAgHand14h
Replying to @70zboy
IM FUCKING HERE.
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The OlympiAK
𝙊𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙠
@oprktr7h
what kind of AK is this?
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It's not my fault I was made to be a faster variant....plus...you fuck with his mind. It's technically your fault too
Johnny Silverhand@JohnnyAgHand17h
Replying to @__TheChickenMan
You slide like you're on fucking ice no shit Get stickier tires
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Don't even bother. He's busy using Jackie's Arch than using me. I'm collecting dust in his fucking garage
Johnny Silverhand@JohnnyAgHandOct 26
V. You need to open a dark fountain V
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Why the fuck is Night City's SWAT team following me
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SHEIẞE
Gloria Martinez@NCSingleMotherOct 25
Mierda.
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No shit.
Talia Yang (spoilers)@C4priQueenOct 26
Replying to @__TheChickenMan
Is that a fucking talking car
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Good question. I've been here for a while
Talia Yang (spoilers)@C4priQueenOct 26
Ok now this is getting ridiculous where am I now
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I'm a fucking car
Gloria Martinez@NCSingleMotherOct 26
Replying to @__TheChickenMan
I’ll do it anyways
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Where are your teeth, gonk
Talia Yang@TaliaYang61Oct 25
you know it
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Haha. Your grounded.
Talia Yang@TaliaYang61Oct 25
IM FUCKING GROUNDED THIS IS BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Man fuck you
Snowy Frosty@SnowyFrosty2ndOct 25
This is what Arasaka do to their enemy btw. They skinned you alive and make you a car. Careful choom you might be their victim.
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You can't adopt me lady, it's impossible. I dare you
Gloria Martinez@NCSingleMotherOct 26
I will be adopting all small parodies. I won't stop till everyone below the age of 18 is one of my many children.
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Oh so that is a Medical Jacket. Neat
Gloria Martinez@NCSingleMotherOct 25
That's right I was on TV. Pretty cool, I know.
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Gimme a McMuffin
Gloria Martinez@NCSingleMotherOct 25
I need 50,000 burgers and 100,000 fries to feed all of my kids. and I‘ll uhhhh… Take a sprite.
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Esta pelicula seria 1000 veces mas graciosa si fuera live action
Cartoon Study@CartoonStudyOct 21
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I think of knees lowkey
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝑜𝒹 (Event Muse)@SleepyLewdSheepOct 22
"Tell me, [ reader ], do you often think of me when you look up at the stars~?"
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Use me to break his knees, tall vampire lady
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Gaz’s Toes 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 | mw4 Spoilers@partiallystupdsOct 20
#Dunn the whole campaign #MW4spoilers
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