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https://nitter.gq/t.co/bAduGznRW1, I tweet like I go to church - rarely and out of guilt

Joined April 2012
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Now that you know what social distancing is, try using it when you pass a cyclist with your car.
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I may have gotten 2nd in the 30-34 age group but I definitely won the "wife's pregnant, moved across country, bought a house, new job, and now a Dad" group. #winning #blessed #sponsored #DadBod #youretheonlytenisee… instagram.com/p/B5NVA4CnoHG/… – at Oak Ridge, TN
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If you didn't think I was a terrible person before yesterday and do you think I'm a terrible person today, please give me the benefit of the doubt and read this. Or don't. It's your call. 8020endurance.com/the-racing…
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Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
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Anchorman is my generation's Airplane! Feel free to disagree.
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You don't need to slide into T2...
Comme un lundi... (📹 scott_triathlon)
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Nick Hetro completed the IRONMAN Arizona! Time 11:36:40, Run 04:55:45. (UNOFFICIAL) track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-ARIZONA-… #IMAZ – at Tempe, AZ
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Nick Hetro completed Bike. Time 05:25:37. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-ARIZONA-… #IMAZ – at Tempe, AZ
Nick Hetro completed Swim. Time 01:07:35. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-ARIZONA-… #IMAZ – at Tempe, AZ
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Nick Hetro started the IRONMAN Arizona! track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-ARIZONA-… #IMAZ – at Tempe, AZ
You may have heard of the Roka Swim course, the Ventum Bike Course, the Hoka Run Course... But this year we honor the unsung sponsor, the HoneyBee T2
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Really, my pick is Jon Phoney-no, a pseudo name for Frodo, who faked that hip injury so he could skip the week long press conferences.
My picks: 1. Ryf 2. Charles 3. Haug 1. Lange 2. Gomez with a drafting penalty 3. Sanders
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Do you like exercise, and/or have a general interest in doing or talking about exercise-related sports? Get on board. #RoosterEndurance triroost.com/discussion/3357…
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I nominate the wife for triathlon mishap of the year... instead of pumping her tire, she pumped up her rack mate's tire
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Seems as legit as Ashley Horner's Strava
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Who needs one of those Compex electrical muscle stimulators when you can just go low-carb and have your muscles twitch uncontrollably?
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Why drink or get high when you can just go low-carb and stand up quick?
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.@WildDavidWild Congrats at IM Nice. Could you give me some last minute words of wisdom for IM Frankfurt?
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