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The cost of one admission is your mind

Joined April 2019
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All my homies should just start dropping records off the strength of this meme alone
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Cancel rent so tenants don’t feel pressure to go to work sick. Listen to science.
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This is why it’s important to continue to purchase music, rather than stream it.
Spotify CEO Daniel Ek says working musicians can no longer release music only “once every three to four years.” thefader.com/2020/07/30/spot…
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My brother just quit the NYPD... salute to that King
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Today was the day Bernie Sanders became President nitter.gq/Bern4Bern/status/12404…
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The dem establishment pushed for these elections to continue because they are terirified that voters will reject their candidate of choice if given any time to think it over. Their disregard for public health is shocking.
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Hey all my Connecticut friends! Reminder that CT is a "closed primary" state, so if you aren't registered as a Democrat and want to vote for a particular nominee you need to do so by: THIS Tuesday! January 28th!
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From March 21, 1990...
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Pete Buttigieg is what you get when Patrick Bateman decides to pursue politics instead of banking
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no. next question.
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All the classic Simpsons episodes on Disney+ are in cropped widescreen format -- this means you miss out on tons of great visual jokes, like how Duff, Duff Lite and Duff Dry all come from the same tube.
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Found on a bus stop. What an amazing idea. Gonna go home and make some of my own about my own life and put some up round my area. Imagine if everyone starts doing this - every bus stop in the country plastered with 100 stories of how the Tories have screwed our lives.
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Roll over Beethoven is like some guy sending a letter to the museum and saying can you take the abacus from 500BC out of the display case and put my iPhone in there because it’s a lot more relevant right now
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“Trump is afraid of Biden!” So what? Trump is also afraid of stairs. Make a nice spiral staircase the nominee.
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cop: yeah so u were going 80 in a 55 mph zone. can i see your license and registration me: ah! but lo, officer — who hath sped? was it not thee, to catch up with me!? cop: ok let’s go to the hospital
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the true mayor of zero fucksville would not sensor thyself
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Many happy returns to Roger Waters, who celebrates his birthday today. Here's a picture of him with Syd Barrett, on the ferry in September 1967 heading to Copenhagen...
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College athletes are workers. Pay them.
Everyone is California- call your politicians and tell them to support SB 206! This law is a GAME CHANGER. College athletes can responsibly get paid for what they do and the billions they create.
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theres only 1 thing i truly believe and that is that being stupid makes you happy. my happiest friend is also my dumbest friend. he once told me he had an interesting observation and that was “its nice to eat spicy food, but not too spicy”. perfect brain.
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We are living in a century where the financiers are not reading poetry anymore. We therefore have to surprise the financiers with how we get things done that touch the human spirit without their money. 🧗🏾‍♀️
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