Realistic @NUFC Fan. Sometimes reality hurts some feelings.

Joined October 2022
Craig Hope visiting Eddie Howe
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I’m sure they hate you after that miss @brunoog97
❤️‍🩹 Bruno Guimarães: “I never felt so loved like the way I was at Newcastle. I hope I can have the same love here at Arsenal”. “I had so many sleepless nights… it was not easy at all for me to leave Newcastle, the connection there was special”. “I will always be grateful”, says Bruno — via @sr_collings.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HE’S JUST KNOCKED THEM OUT OF THE FIRST ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
❤️🤍🏆 Bruno Guimarães: “I want to win trophies, I want to make history and I think I'm in the right place to do it: Arsenal”. 🔥
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LET’S ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL AND BRUNO GUIMARAES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BRUNO GUIMARAES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HE’S SO SHIT AT PENALTIES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Would be our best striker immediately.
⚠️— @SBA_sport: حديث متداول عن رغبة ماتياس يايسله بضم ايفان توني إلى نيوكاسل.
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You'd think after 15 years of being off their best with a carousel of nostalgia hires and big names Manchester United fans would realise they need a proven stabilising manager to steady them for a few seasons and build on that. But nope, seeing Conte and Roy Keane banded about.
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We are pleased to announce the appointment of Tomás Amaral as the club's new Head of First Team Recruitment. Tomás arrives with extensive experience across European football, having built a reputation for talent identification, market intelligence and strategic squad planning through roles in Portugal, Spain and Russia. Welcome to the club, Tomás 🙌
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Murph retweeted
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN SO BACK!
🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I've seen enough start Thompson in the #10
All three goals from our Under-21s’ Tyne-Wear derby victory 👊
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It should have been him and BEK. Instead we got Almiron with a pencil tash.
🚨🇳🇱 | GOAL: WHAT A SPECTACULAR GOLAZO BY ANIS HADJ MOUSSA! WOW! WHAT A ROCKE! PSV 1-1 Feyenoord.
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Manchester United fans will still tell you in their thousands that this is a totally normal and sustainable way to run a business though.
Since 2005 Premier League clubs have had a total interest cost on borrowings and financial debt of £3.5bn. One club and one set of owners is responsible for 35% of the total. #Glazernomics Figures per @valuball
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If the leak is true i'm made up for Kane like. Well deserved.
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Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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If he takes this its total waffle that he was burnt out and needed time away from the sport by the way. He took over a year between us and Bournemouth. Belter that we'd get compen mind.
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Lewis Miley is an absolute crock by the way. Gets injured as much as a 30+ Callum Wilson was.
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Absolute radio silence from Craig Hope. No surprise given we've won. Miserable fuckers probably drove into oncoming traffic.
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Not only did we win, we kept a clean sheet.
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