Neil Pithouse retweeted
For 15 years, I've campaigned for a better care system.
We spend years pushing a boulder uphill, fighting for change. Just when we think we're reaching the top, it rolls straight back down.
Different year. Different government. Same conversations.
We have solutions. We have innovation. We have ideas we've never tried before. Yet we keep hearing the same old rhetoric.
We could make care experience a protected characteristic.
We could cap the profits private organisations make from vulnerable children.
We could invest in prevention rather than continually paying for failure.
So why haven't we?
After 15 years, I'm tired of watching that boulder roll back down the hill.
Because at the bottom are children and young people who don't have another 15 years to wait.
We don't need another conversation about change. We need the courage to deliver it.
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In 1940, British fighter pilots began noticing something deeply frightening about their aircraft.
Push a Spitfire or Hurricane into a sharp dive, and the engine could suddenly splutter, lose its strength, or stop altogether.
German pilots already understood the advantage. Their fuel-injected Messerschmitt Bf 109s could dive aggressively without suffering the same problem. British Merlin engines relied on carburetors, and when the aircraft experienced negative G forces, fuel rushed through the carburetor in the wrong way, leaving the engine without the mixture it needed.
In a fight for your life, even a few seconds could mean everything.
Then Beatrice Shilling stepped in.
Shilling was an aeronautical engineer at the Royal Aircraft Establishment, but she was far from the quiet, conventional engineer people might have expected. Before the war, she raced motorcycles at Brooklands, one of Britain’s most dangerous racing circuits. She became one of the few women to earn its prestigious Gold Star after completing a lap at more than 100 mph.
She knew machines.
Rather than attempting to rebuild the entire carburetor, Shilling found a remarkably simple answer: a tiny metal restrictor placed in the fuel system to control the sudden rush of fuel during negative-G maneuvers.
From 1941 onward, Shilling and a small team traveled from RAF station to RAF station, fitting the modification directly onto fighter aircraft.
The pilots soon gave the little device a nickname that would follow it into history.
“Miss Shilling’s orifice.”
It was not a perfect solution. Later carburetor technology eventually dealt with the problem more completely.
But that little piece of metal gave RAF pilots something precious when they needed it most: an engine that was far less likely to betray them during combat, without having to wait for an entirely new engine design.
And perhaps the best part of the story is the woman behind it.
Before Beatrice Shilling helped keep British fighters alive in the sky, she had already been spending her weekends pushing motorcycle engines beyond 100 miles per hour on a dangerous racing circuit.
When war placed a dangerous engine problem in front of her, she did what she knew best.
She understood the machine.
Neil Pithouse retweeted
If Labour MPs believe the state pension is sufficient to live on, why not reduce their salaries from £98,600 to £12,500 per year with the promise that it will increase every year by inflation or 2.5%?
Let's see how much they really like the double-lock.
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"Thames Water creditors and government in stand-off over future."
Ah yes. the American vulture capitalists still trying to bully govt and bill payers.
Hold the line boys, hold the line.
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Someone has to do it, so I will. This policy is holed below the waterline before it begins.
Zia Yusuf wants Britain’s warships to push migrant boats back to France. There are only three small problems: the law, the French and the Royal Navy.
Operation Fortress will be “the largest military operation in the English Channel since World War Two”. Nigel Farage will grandiosely order “his Majesty’s Royal Navy” to intercept every unauthorised vessel crossing the Channel and return its occupants to France. No one arriving illegally will reach Britain. The border will become “impenetrable”. The invasion will be stopped.
It sounds magnificent, provided you know nothing about ships, sailors, France or the law.
The first clue lies in the name. Operation Fortress sounds like the title of a 1960s war film. Once the bunting has been cleared away, this new policy amounts to parking a few warships in the Channel and instructing them to make the small boats go backwards. Nobody appears to have asked what happens when they do not.
An overloaded inflatable carrying 60 or 70 people is rather different to a French fishing trawler whose skipper can be ordered to head for Calais. It may have insufficient fuel, an inadequate engine, and no one aboard capable of navigating it safely. The smugglers may have left the controls in the hands of one of the passengers. The boat may already be leaking, listing, or taking on water. A Royal Navy officer cannot order an inflatable to become seaworthy.
The Navy cannot legally fire across its bow. This is a border control operation, not a war. There may not even be enough bow to fire across. HMS Cottrell cannot ram the boat, create a wash beside it or undertake aggressive manoeuvres without risking a capsize. Sending a boarding party alongside an overcrowded dinghy creates another opportunity for dozens of frightened people to shift their weight at once and end up in the water.
The moment the boat becomes unsafe, Nigel's great military operation turns into a rescue mission. British sailors are legally required to save those aboard. The obligation arises under the law of the sea, the International Convention for the Safety of Life at Sea and the International Convention on Maritime Search and Rescue. None of these contains a Zia Yusuf exemption.
After rescuing the passengers, the Navy must take them to a place of safety. Reform says that place will be France. France may have something to say about that.
Britain cannot sail warships into French territorial waters, seize boats, or disembark passengers in Calais without French permission. Nor can it deposit 70 people at the maritime boundary and invite them to swim the remaining distance. Returning them to France requires the French government to accept them. This is the gap at the centre of the policy. A Reform government can give orders to the Royal Navy; it cannot give orders to Emmanuel Macron.
There is already a UK-France returns agreement. It permits selected small-boat arrivals to be returned after they reach Britain, in exchange for Britain accepting an equivalent number via a legal route. The arrangement exists because France’s consent is required. It is limited, negotiated and reciprocal. Nothing in it authorises the Royal Navy to deliver every intercepted passenger to a French port.
Perhaps Reform has secretly negotiated a much broader agreement with Paris. Perhaps Macron has promised Farage that France will accept tens of thousands of people in exchange for nothing. Perhaps the French will also provide a complimentary cheese board. The details, we are told, will be revealed today.
Without French agreement, the Navy will intercept the boats, rescue their occupants, and bring them to Britain. Reform’s answer to the “free ferry service” is to paint the ferry grey and staff it with sailors.
The legal problems persist after rescue. Once British forces exercise effective control over a boat or take its passengers aboard, those people fall within British jurisdiction. They cannot all be summarily expelled without any examination of their circumstances.
France is a safe country, and there is no general legal prohibition on returning an asylum seeker there. However, any return must still take place under a lawful arrangement. Officials would need to identify children, trafficking victims, those requiring medical treatment, and anyone presenting a specific reason why return would expose them to serious harm.
Roughly one in seven small boat arrivals since 2018 has been referred to the National Referral Mechanism as a possible victim of modern slavery. Among those who arrived in 2025, the eventual figure reached 19 per cent. Those cases cannot be resolved by a sub-lieutenant circling boxes on a clipboard while HMS Harborne bobs around somewhere off Dungeness.
The European Court of Human Rights has already held that intercepting migrants at sea does not create a legal black hole. In Hirsi Jamaa v Italy, Italy was found to have violated the European Convention by returning intercepted migrants without considering their individual circumstances. In that case, the destination was Libya, so it does not establish that returning to France would be unlawful. It does establish that a government cannot evade its obligations by processing the entire group under the legal category of “off you go”.
Reform might respond that it intends to leave the European Convention. That still leaves the Refugee Convention, maritime rescue law, France’s sovereignty, and the stubborn tendency of drowning people to require rescue. A press conference cannot repeal the sea.
Then there is the Royal Navy itself. Britain possessed 32 frigates and destroyers in 2000. By October 2025, it had 14. Several of those were undergoing maintenance or preparing for operations. The Navy is also attempting to sustain the nuclear deterrent, protect two aircraft carriers, patrol the North Atlantic, support NATO, guard undersea infrastructure, maintain overseas deployments, and prepare for a possible war with a serious state adversary.
Amid this crowded programme, Zia Yusuf demands the largest Channel operation since 1945.
A Type 45 destroyer is a £1 billion air-defence platform designed to protect a carrier group against missiles and aircraft. It carries sophisticated radar, anti-aircraft weapons and a crew of nearly 200. Using one to chase inflatables off Dover would be rather like sending a new Challenger 3 tank to enforce parking restrictions outside Lidl.
The Type 23 frigates are old, scarce and already stretched. The River-class offshore patrol vessels are better suited to maritime security, but the newer ships have global commitments, while the older ones perform fisheries protection, patrol and training tasks. Moving them into the Channel simply leaves gaps elsewhere.
Border Force operates five cutters, six coastal patrol vessels and a range of smaller craft. These are the vessels designed for customs and immigration enforcement. Even that fleet cannot create an impermeable cordon while covering Britain’s other maritime borders. The Channel is one of the busiest shipping routes on earth, not a village pond across which the Royal Navy can stretch a chain.
Ships also require crews. As of April 2026, the Royal Navy and UK Marines had 32,520 regular personnel, of whom 4,580 were untrained. Recruitment has begun to improve, but the Navy remains critically short of experienced technicians, engineers and specialists. Some vessels have been alongside for extended periods because the service lacks the trained personnel to operate them.
A continuous patrol requires several crews for each vessel on station. One crew is at sea, while others are training, recovering, taking leave or preparing the ship. Each interception requires qualified boat crews, boarding parties, medics, communications staff and command support. If people are brought aboard, the ship also needs space, food, sanitation, interpreters and safeguarding personnel. Warships do not come with infinite sailors.
The smugglers would adapt before the first triumphant press release had even finished circulating. They would overload boats until turning them around became impossibly dangerous. Engines would “fail” as British vessels approached. Passengers would be instructed to call for rescue, enter the water, or threaten self-harm. Several boats would launch simultaneously during brief windows of good weather.
The absolute promise that nobody will reach Britain creates an incentive to treat every encounter as a humanitarian emergency. The Navy would either rescue those aboard or preside over preventable deaths within sight of its ships. No commanding officer should be placed between his legal duty to save life and a politician’s promise that not one migrant will set foot on British soil.
There are serious policy options available. Britain could negotiate broader returns with France, fund aggressive French interception near the beaches, attack the financial and logistical networks behind the crossings, accelerate asylum decisions, remove failed claimants, and build a Border Force fleet capable of sustained maritime enforcement. Joint patrols could operate under an agreement that defines jurisdiction, disembarkation, and responsibility for rescued individuals.
Operation Fortress contains none of the difficult parts. France will apparently accept everyone. Every boat will turn around safely. Every legal claim will disappear. The Navy will find spare ships and sailors somewhere in a cupboard in Portsmouth. Declaring the Channel impenetrable will make it so.
This is not a serious or credible policy. Operation Fortress is nothing but a press release wearing a sailor’s hat.
🚨Important Reform policy announcement:
In a plan endorsed by senior former members of His Majesty’s Armed Forces, a Reform government will launch Operation Fortress: a military operation to secure Britain’s borders.
Britain is being invaded.
Tory and Labour governments responded with a free ferry service and free hotels.
Reform UK will respond by launching the largest military operation in the English Channel since World War Two.
Nigel Farage will order his Majesty’s Royal Navy to ensure that not a single unauthorised vessel crossing the English Channel makes it to the shores of the United Kingdom.
Those who attempt it will be intercepted by our Armed Forces and returned to France.
To those with no right to enter Britain, our border will be impenetrable.
Under a Reform UK Government, nobody coming across the Channel by boat illegally will make it to our shores.
That is how we stop the boats.
We will stop the invasion.
Full details will be published tomorrow morning.
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We have to #Unlearn the idea that history proceeds, teleoligically, in one direction. And the assumption that the way things are today in the 21st century is fixed. History is made by human and more-than-human action
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Can't remember a more powerful first Holyrood speech. @duncdunlopwas ex-CEO of @whocaresscot on @NicolaSturgeon's failure (as he sees it) over 'The Promise' to children in care and the care-experienced. Passion, frustration, a call for action.
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Environment Agency inaction is a national scandal. On the Wye and many other rivers agricultural pollution is the most significant factor in worsening water quality. When will the EA enforce the law and protect our rivers?
@SaveTheWye @RiverActionUK @GeorgeMonbiot
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🇬🇧 We are supporting @ukantidoping during
#CleanSportWeek which is focusing on protecting young people’s health and tackling dangerous misinformation online about image and performance-enhancing drugs. We want every athlete to know that true success is built, not bought
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Some good news to brighten your day: ex-Battersea cat Petal has just celebrated her 20th birthday in her forever home! 🎂
Adopted from us back in November 2006 at just seven months old, two decades on she's clearly been very well loved. 💙
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Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised.
RT if you know it has to be.
Neil Pithouse retweeted
Water UK have turned off their comments but it’s important to note that @Ofwat advised all water companies to build resilience to population rises and climate change over 20 years ago. They didn’t which is why we have the issues we are seeing now. #gaslighting
Neil Pithouse retweeted
So, public ownership of water is 'not the answer' according to the government, ignoring all the real evidence.
But leaving our companies and us to be preyed on by the most expert amoral asset strippers and financial engineers is regarded as a market-led solution!
This is why we need the power of a referendum to end the scam.
Please sign and share.
Less than a week after launch, we are already on 38K signatures and we need 100K to get a Parliamentary debate.
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This is how we end the water scam.
Please sign please share, everywhere.
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What should happen to Thames Water?
Vote and share. #ThamesWater
Please RT 💙💚💙
Remember: the fish can’t speak, but we can.
Don’t hand their future back to those who polluted it.
98%Nationalise (state owned)
1%SAR rescue for creditors
1%Leave to market
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