Where are my sons?
Holy Terra
Joined September 2025
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The CEO of any company that gets caught employing illegal immigrants should be steamed like a crab in the Chamber of Boiling Pee xitter.cf/escabelle_/status/2115…
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Imagine being 16 years old and your grandpa takes you on a months long adventure to secure military support for an insurrection and to fuck every woman encountered in the process.
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Conversation with my wife earlier today:
Wife: "So when is your woodworking project actually going to be done?"
Me: "Probably by next weekend."
Wife: "But you said you were going to finish it this weekend."
Me: "Yeah, I'll be finishing it tomorrow."
Wife: "So it'll be done tomorrow."
Me: "What? No, not for another week."
Wife: "But you said you'd be finished with it tomorrow."
Me: "No I didn't. When did I say that?"
Wife: "You said you'd finish it tomorrow."
Me: "Yeah, I'll finish it tomorrow. I just need to sand it down first and then I'll finish it. It won't take long."
Wife: "Ok, so it'll be done tomorrow?"
Me: "Tomorrow? No. How could it be done tomorrow? It'll take at least a few days"
Wife: "But you'll finish it tomorrow."
Me: "Yeah, exactly."
Wife: "That doesn't make any sense."
Me: "What doesn't make sense?"
Wife: "You're going to finish it next weekend?"
Me: "No, I'm going to finish it tomorrow."
Wife: "And then it'll be finished?"
Me: "Well, yeah."
Wife: "So it'll be finished tomorrow."
Me: "No, it will be finished next weekend."
Wife: "Ugh. I just want you to finish this project."
Me: "Yeah, I'm finishing it tomorrow!"
Wife: "Can you please just finish it soon?"
Me: "I AM FINISHING IT TOMORROW."
Wife: "WHEN WILL IT BE FINISHED?"
Me: "NEXT WEEKEND."
Wife: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"
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Them: Dawn of War Mephiston is not real. He cannot hurt you.
Me: …but he can hurt you.
Them: What?
Me: What?
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Counterpoint: "International Law" is just how we explain the United States Navy to children and invalids, and the Navy ain't gonna do anything to stop him.
🇭🇹🇸🇻 À ceux qui pensent que Nayib Bukele peut intervenir militairement en Haïti à la suite de la «disparition » des quatre militaires salvadoriens, je tiens à rappeler ceci :
La volonté légitime du président salvadorien de sauver ses quatre militaires ne saurait justifier une intervention militaire unilatérale en Haïti, en violation de sa souveraineté nationale.
La lutte contre les gangs ne saurait devenir un prétexte pour contourner le droit international. Toute opération militaire doit s’inscrire dans un cadre juridique clairement établi, conformément au mandat de la Force de répression des gangs (FRG) et aux dispositions de la Charte des Nations unies.
La gravité de la situation sécuritaire en Haïti ne suspend ni le droit international ni la souveraineté du pays.
Nancy Roc
#Haiti #Salvador #Souveraineté #InterventionMilitaire
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Like Pokémon, I shall collect them all.
I think I only have 3 of the Primarchs right now tho, witch is…not alot.
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It warms my heart that warhamer fandom came together just to hate on this guy
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Ethan Klein can save himself by saying "at the end of the day my wife was killing me by forcing me to defend genocde #FreePalestine"
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Eagerly awaiting Ethan Kleins’ chud turn. Come home brother, there is nowhere else to go
