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NerdMachine

@NerdMachine

A humble software developer with an insatiable nerd drive

 Boston, MA
Joined June 2008
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Someone took a picture of me on my way to work and I found it in my Facebook feed. nitter.gq/jacquegoddard/status/9…
Jacquelyn Goddard (@JacqueGoddard) profile pictureJacquelyn Goddard@JacqueGoddard17 Jan 2018
Taking the stormy weather in stride. Spotted cyclist with unique face gear in #Cambridge by Concord Ave. @universalhub
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To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada
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Defiance is patriotic. nitter.gq/BadlandsGonWild/status…
Badlands (@BadlandsGonWild) profile pictureBadlands@BadlandsGonWild25 Jan 2017
We will never give up. We will never surrender. And we will never turn over the password to the Twitter account. #badlands #resisttrump
nailed it. theverge.com/2016/12/8/13882… nitter.gq/NerdMachine/status/752…

Thousands of Starbucks just became Pokémon Go gyms

Gotta drink ‘em all

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NerdMachine (@NerdMachine) profile pictureNerdMachine@NerdMachine12 Jul 2016
Prediction: #Starbucks strikes deal with #PokemonGO to add pokestops at all locations and activates lure during business hours.
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Who's going to win the #nerd #vote? As predominantly white males, possibly #Trump, but also predominantly logical, so probably #Hilary
"Believe me" is a slimy salesman phrase that means "people don't believe me because I lie." How do people not know this? #debate2016
Prediction: #Starbucks strikes deal with #PokemonGO to add pokestops at all locations and activates lure during business hours.
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@nerdist11 Jul 2016
Today on #NerdistNews: we're compiling the craziest #PokemonGo stories! nerdi.st/29E9yND
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You dirty rat! You killed my brother. #MBTA #PokemonGO #alewife
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Should we shut down the office today or tell people to wait in our comfortable benches? People like to wait. nitter.gq/MassRMV/status/6593439…
Massachusetts RMV (@MassRMV) profile pictureMassachusetts RMV@MassRMV28 Oct 2015
SERVICE ALERT: RMV is currently experiencing network difficulties affecting branch offices & web transactions.
Shadows v No Country rematch. S knocked NC out of the championship last year. NC is fired up. #gmnats
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daniel powers@dp1425 Jul 2015
Wow left side of qtrs stacked..surly vs shadows, gtb vs old country... Original #1,2 & 3 seeds of tourney...#gmnats #masters nats
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Upset in D pool: Jonny Walker 13 - Georgetown Brewery 11. #gmnats
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Charred guys(16) took the lead a few times, but could not pull out a victory. 14-9 final. #gmnats
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Charred Guys(16) score their first four points of the day against Jonny Walker Texas Ranger(5). We're saving up for next game. #gmnats
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The machine calls it the end of daylight savings. I call it the beginning of darkness savings.
Mustache Monday #MWOFW2014
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#MWOFW2014 announced in #riverbed's engineering department. I need to stop shaving to carve the perfect stash for Mustache Monday
Charred Guys lost to Ozark in pool and Kingfish in bracket and yet will place ahead of them. Luck of the bracket. #mastersnats
@CloverAWF Trivia answer: your potatoes are grown underground.
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