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A humble software developer with an insatiable nerd drive

Boston, MA
Joined June 2008
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Someone took a picture of me on my way to work and I found it in my Facebook feed. nitter.gq/jacquegoddard/status/9…
Taking the stormy weather in stride. Spotted cyclist with unique face gear in #Cambridge by Concord Ave. @universalhub
To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada
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We will never give up. We will never surrender. And we will never turn over the password to the Twitter account. #badlands #resisttrump
Who's going to win the #nerd #vote? As predominantly white males, possibly #Trump, but also predominantly logical, so probably #Hilary
"Believe me" is a slimy salesman phrase that means "people don't believe me because I lie." How do people not know this? #debate2016
Prediction: #Starbucks strikes deal with #PokemonGO to add pokestops at all locations and activates lure during business hours.
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NerdMachine retweeted
Today on #NerdistNews: we're compiling the craziest #PokemonGo stories! nerdi.st/29E9yND
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You dirty rat! You killed my brother. #MBTA #PokemonGO #alewife
Should we shut down the office today or tell people to wait in our comfortable benches? People like to wait. nitter.gq/MassRMV/status/6593439…
SERVICE ALERT: RMV is currently experiencing network difficulties affecting branch offices & web transactions.
Shadows v No Country rematch. S knocked NC out of the championship last year. NC is fired up. #gmnats
NerdMachine retweeted
Wow left side of qtrs stacked..surly vs shadows, gtb vs old country... Original #1,2 & 3 seeds of tourney...#gmnats #masters nats
Replying to @USAUltimate
@USAUltimate The ninth place bracket needs more info. It doesn't specify which loser of the prequel's play in which game #mastersnats
Upset in D pool: Jonny Walker 13 - Georgetown Brewery 11. #gmnats
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Charred guys(16) took the lead a few times, but could not pull out a victory. 14-9 final. #gmnats
Replying to @dp14
@dp14 getting close on that requested upset. half 8-6 gtb #gmnats
Charred Guys(16) score their first four points of the day against Jonny Walker Texas Ranger(5). We're saving up for next game. #gmnats
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Replying to @darrenmace
@darrenmace I hope it's due to your rigorous workout regiment. You better not make us drop seed. #grandmastersnats
The machine calls it the end of daylight savings. I call it the beginning of darkness savings.