Hockey has quickly taken over my life. Future Champion Teams I'm Investing In NOW π Utah Mammoth/Vancouver Goldeneyes
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So, to recap the Larkin situation, this year he has:
- Said he wants to be a Red Wing for life
- Missed the playoffs again (scored one even strength goal after the Olympics btw)
- Demanded a trade (but only to the top 3 US contenders)
- Lost the captaincy
- Begrudgingly showed up to camp (but wouldn't *really* answer any questions & got "injured)
- Decided to play & said his focus was on winning games
- Expanded his trade list (to the top 10 US contenders)
- Publicly quit on his team for a second time
Missing anything? Seems like a really easy guy to root for
I can't believe the tolerant left got [checks notes] Biz Nasty in the cultural divorce
If youβre a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If youβre a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. Itβs none of my business. I donβt care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
LET'S GO
Head coach AndrΓ© Tourigny shared Artem Duda will play tonight. He will make his NHL debut. #TusksUp
I'm gonna need @WhatChaosShow to stop talking about my good friend Karel Vejmelka before they start cursing him with their wicked witchery like they do everyone else. Doesn't he have enough struggles? ππ
i can't tell which is funnier: Brink falling ass-over-teakettle like an idiot or the visual of Keller getting in the middle of this Big Guy Beef
Every time I publicly praise the Mammoth, they play like they're unfamiliar with hockey and embarrass me so let me just say: I hate them, they're awful, they're bums, and I don't trust them to successfully do anything ever.
lowkey hilarious fight ngl. McCarron is so huge and has such a long reach that he basically just held O'Brien at arm's length for most of it, but good for O'Brien for rising to the challenge and landing a few good hits anyway.
My impression of the Wild vs Mammoth game last night as someone who unfortunately missed getting to watch it but has seen the discussions of it this morning
Nobody panics when you say you have a thing for a professional athlete, but when **I** say I have a thing for the backup goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs, well, then everyone loses their minds! π€‘
what kind of sick freak would say something crazy like "oooh, I can't wait to get home and watch St. Louis Blues hockey! It'll be so exciting and fun to witness!"
If I could think of one compliment to sell people on the Mammoth, it's "often down, but never out." Sure, they sometimes lose (and occasionally lose in embarrassing ways), but they have the team mentality to keep trying and trying to win even in the most hopeless games.
Do you think that other teams are starting to be warned to watch out for Yamamoto when they're preparing to play us? He may be on the 3rd line, but he's rapidly become one of our team's biggest all-around threats and a nightmare to play against.
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The best duos in the NHL. They are both active players who each contributed to the same goal scored by their team. In the second table, you'll probably be surprised to see who's in first place once I convert the standings to a per-game basis.
#JEDLIstats
