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A dance that never ends #loz
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Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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THE REPUBLICAN CIVIL WAR HAS BEGUN
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Umamusume sends its regards #DeathToAmerica
Republicans posted coal on X dot com so now I must vote to destroy America.
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LIVE NOW today we are looking at funny Rotten Tomatoes scores and wokeometer to find out if our favorite movies pass the Chud Checkpoint
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in KOTOR 1 you meet this Twi'lek Sith who has this whole tragic backstory as a slave and she wants to free the slaves, and you basically can completely shatter her spirit by simply asking “why haven’t you done that yet?”
Replying to @GunnerDobbins
Star Wars: The Old Republic is the closest the philosophy comes to actually evolving and, well, you'll note that no one in the current era talks about anyone in those games Even your character, as powerful as they are, is Ozymandias. Doomed to sink beneath the sand.
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The jumpscare I felt seeing him and seeing this lmfao
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Chip Zdarsky is throwing everyone out to kill Aunt May oh my god
Mephisto will assemble a new Sinister Six to take down Spider-Man in issue 4 of the Avengers This version of sinister six will include - Mephisto - Abomination - Sabretooth - Kraven the Hunter - Carnage - Green Goblin
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in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) they keep this part in, but instead of his son dying from typhoid fever he instead died from, you guessed it,
craziest thing about history is how often your children would just die. and not that long ago. i'm reading a bio of Lincoln and it just slips that his kids kept dying tragically. today that's a life-defining event. did everyone just walk around with PTSD or what
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That uncle Ben was mugged by the sinister six and took at least four of them before going down holy
‼️NEW WORTHY SPIDER-MAN SKIN REVEALED
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coworker dropped a fucking banger
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1865: John kills the president of the United States. 1961: John becomes president of the United States. America is done.
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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I need that video of trump going “may allah awaken the people to the evil doings of Israel and the United States of America” as the dune song plays in the back like aaaaAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaaAaa
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it sucks too because the original song is also fucking awesome
replacing a song about john henry, a prominent black figure of power with toby fox music for a post about teto might actually be the whitest thing ever
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Sinestro backstory: Hal Jordan didn't want to have SEX with me Razer backstory:
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There’d be a subplot about how a character Ben Affleck plays is in love with him
Matt Damon says he was offered the role of John in ‘TED’. “I was like, Well, ‘maybe the teddy bear's actually the best part.…’ So I overthought it and I talked myself out of it.” (Source: gq.com/story/matt-damon-men-…)
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fortnite loading screens when you've been playing 8 hours straight and still havent found the token
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i’m done dating 😕
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