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"Mambo King" | Check out my new project Mother Nite: https://nitter.gq/t.co/IPc9SNidPj

Berkeley, CA 🀱
Joined June 2008
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The boys are back in town but it's only one boy
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Nothing pays as good as unemployed feels
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A corporate emo band called The Leveraged
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Listed on Facebook Marketplace. Mate… they’re called bins
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I looked up the word "woman" on wiktionary because I wanted to learn the etymology, and I found this as the sidebar image. I'd say they covered the gamut here
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It turns out "woman" is literally derived from "wife" + "man" lol. Check out that fine-ass wife man over there
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Nick Gerlock πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
primeira coisa que eu vo fazer quando lancar o gta 6 vai ser: - ir pra uma boate gay e chupar 2 caras - ir pra casa ligar o ps5 e jogar o jogo
A LUCIA TA FLERTANDO AQUI PQP TENHO CERTEZA VAI TER HOMOSSEXUALIDADE NO GTA 6 SIMM !
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It is my destiny as a millennial and to get ebola from a Tough Mudder event and die
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Nick Gerlock πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
VERY obsessed with the video of him being found
A construction crew in Barberton, Ohio, rescued an abandoned kitten on the worksite. And he joined the team. They heard him meowing coming from their excavator. Supervisor Chase Guello checked the skid plate on the Komatsu. A tiny kitten tumbled out. They warmed her up, moved her into the office trailer, and named her Sue short for Komatsu. She’s now the official shop cat.
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One thing I have learned is that 100% of women with bipolar disorder and/or BPD wear wigs regularly
nancy mace is obviously not ok and that's not me commenting on her personal/political beliefs i feel like a lot of people didn't read even the opening of this politico piece back in february
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Christians are always tryna ride some kind of zipline
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Don’t care about anything else, she is now my queen
Let there be (reasonable levels of) light.
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I’ve retired early after typing β€œnegative one million dollars” into the custom tip option at my local coffee shop
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Whatever your feelings about Lindsey Graham, you have to admit: he is a bitch who is dead
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Carmen Electra? Total babe alert…
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That’s it. I’m gonna say it: women love strawberry matcha
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Finished baby proofing my house. No way those fuckers are getting in here
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Nick Gerlock πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
See you all on the road! 5.31 - Lansing, MI 6.2 - Chicago, IL 6.3 - Cudahy, WI 6.4 - Minneapolis, MN 6.6 - Omaha, NE 6.7 - Wichita, KS 6.9 - Phoenix, AZ 6.10 - Los Angeles, CA 6.11 - San Francisco, CA 6.13 - Portland, OR 6.14 - Seattle, WA 6.16 - Spokane, WA 6.17 - Boise, ID
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Anti-Paul McCartney sentiment will not be tolerated
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