Guitarist, Singer, Song writer, Underwear model. When life gives you lemons, clean the fucking dishwasher.

Fareham, England
Joined October 2019
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This geezer's class. I highly recommend people check him out.
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She's a massive cunt. In other news........
Lily Allen has BLASTED people earning below £40,000 saying they need to do better and makes it clear she never had any help becoming rich and famous. Lily said: ‘I did everything by myself and for myself. I didn’t ask for handouts. Let that sink in’ she thrushed
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Cavemen paid their taxes, dinosaurs didn't.
Dear Atheists Please explain how the “meteor” hit all the dinosaurs but missed all the cavemen? I will wait…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The asteroid impact linked to non-avian dinosaur extinction occurred ~66 million years ago. No humans or cavemen existed then; Homo sapiens appeared ~300,000 years ago. usgs.gov/faqs/when-did-… nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-a… smithsonianmag.com/science-nature…
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Nicky Wilson retweeted
About to take the #plunge. It’s a risk. A big risk. Who knows what’s in there (fish)? If I learn the ways of the water and pass from this life to the next, I cannot pass without everyone knowing that I think women’s boxing is absolutely RUBBISH.
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Maybe heading the ball is worse for your brain than I thought.
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Anyone who does this is fuckin weird. Put them in the sarnie like a normal person innit.
Have you ever heard of anyone putting potato chips on a sandwich??
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Blame the drummers.
If the band members need to wear hearing protection. And the crew need to wear hearing protection. And the people in the crowd need to wear hearing protection. And the venue staff need to wear hearing protection. You see where I'm fucking going with this, yes?
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Nicky Wilson retweeted
If the band members need to wear hearing protection. And the crew need to wear hearing protection. And the people in the crowd need to wear hearing protection. And the venue staff need to wear hearing protection. You see where I'm fucking going with this, yes?
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Nicky Wilson retweeted
Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.
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I don't think Ive seen Madueke kick the ball properly yet.
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Took my missus to see @midgeure1 last night for her Christmas Present. Portsmouth Guildhall. We absolutely loved it. What a great show.
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Nicky Wilson retweeted
Replying to @mollylfc
A dramatic reading of the Ronnie Pickering transcript is exactly what I needed to get my Sunday started.
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Exactly why i wrote this song. Because of cock ends like this. Some people they just love, and some Love to Hate. open.spotify.com/track/0qhTJ…
Why would you take a selfie during a once-in-a-generation rocket launch?
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Replying to @SwipeWright
it's a religious liturgy for the woke xitter.cf/ArthurMacwaters/status…
Let me get this straight > if America is stolen land, then land has borders, belongs to whoever had it first, and owning land comes with privileges > if nobody is illegal, then the opposite is true > either way, if Billie was really meant it, she'd give up her $6.6m house The only thing that changes is whether she gives it to Native Americans or illegal immigrants We all know this is a totally self-contradictory set of statements, and is basically a religious observance for the highly woke She is saying them because she wants to signal virtue, not help people
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Nicky Wilson retweeted
Replying to @EPLBible
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Replying to @zarahsultana
This is day 3 of my hunger strike. I make one simple demand - that you, Zarah, perform the Hokey Cokey in a frog outfit in parliament - and yet you continue to deny me my right to a performance and in effect condemn me to death. Shame on you.
I’m officially going on hunger strike til you, Zarah, sing the Hokey Cokey in the House of Commons wearing a frog costume. Given you believe anyone who refuses to eat their cornflakes must have their demands instantly met, by refusing my request you are condemning me to starve 😭
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