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"That's for new customers," he said.
The man looked at me. "I've had service here for six years."
My rep cleared his throat. "Different system."
The man said, "Same screen."
My rep stared at his monitor like it had betrayed him. "Let me check something."
He typed for a long time. Then he said, "I can do $55."
The man asked, "Can you do $50?"
"…Yes."
Outside, the man grinned. "Six years I paid extra and never asked once."
I said, "Guess we're both new customers now."
Fiction, but when did you last call about your bill?
(A short story. Fiction.)
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When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.
Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.
Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.
An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.
I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"
Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.
But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.
But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
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Kings, go out and hunt.
If you kill the lion, your poverty might end.
If the lion kills you, your poverty ends.
Good luck.
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See land for farming and/or energy generation from solar panels and these bastards are doing Jihad.
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