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You can rebuild a road 1000 times and cyclopaths would still whine
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Another gaslighting cyclomaniac exposed by public opinion. @NoCyclopathTO @bad_cyclists @YewneekPhoto @JoannaBiddolph xitter.cf/i/trending/21150137184…

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Unlicensed. Unaccountable. Untraceable.
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All these prick cyclists still on here moaning, when we all get called up to fight, can we just stick them on the front line and let them take a bazooka to the head, the world would be a better place without all the entitlement.
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Cyclists more likely to kill a Londoner than any car. They continually go through red lights. Arrogant tossers. #gmb
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It seems Oxford Cyclists need educating about the Highway Code. They seem to make the law up to suite them. @matthewbarberUK licence plates would hold the law breakers to account @TVP_Oxfordshire obvious law breaking needs you to do your job, licence plates would make your life easier @TheOxfordMail reporting on this law breaking would highlight the seriousness of the situation in Oxford
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Maybe keep your hands to yourself next time.
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every country has its own solution for the problem of aging population in America we sent Covid patients to nursing homes in Canada the elderly are euthanized in Amsterdam they are run over by Urbanists dead people don't cause global warming after all !
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Hero motorist @VoiceInThe6ix on his way to vote out bike lanes:
Replying to @VoiceInThe6ix
This “protest” directly affects access to at least 10 polls/voting locations in that immediate area. How can this be allowed? @TorontoPolice ? @cityoftoronto ? @TheTorontoSun @CTVToronto @ElectionsON
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Hey @NoCyclopathTO check this out. Cyclist reports a garbage truck that’s clearly at work.
Hey @CityWestminster and @VeoliaUK, why is your rubbish lorry driver stopping on zigzags like this? Today on Oxford Street at about 09:20 very roughly. KY18PZB. Do they not understand the danger this creates for pedestrians? Last Ealing waste collection driver like this I reported, they got to pay for a driver awareness course.
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London in a nutshell. Twat cyclists and useless hi-vis ‘security’ engaged in a futile stand-off along a run-down, once iconic area that has descended into tourist traps, tat and money laundering.
Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation
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Amsterdam, where cyclists take priority from pedestrians on zebra crossings. We’re told it works in the Netherlands, but this is what we found earlier in the year.
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Yes this will surely get the public to support restoring bike lanes…
Bike lane activists are disrupting Bloor St today (voting day) from Islington to Royal York. Deliberately screwing traffic and disrespecting people trying to get home & vote. Cops aware? @TorontoPolice ? Voters are fed up. Chow has to go!!!! #Toronto #bikelanes #TOPoli #ChowOut
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I am surprised they can wake up by 8am TBH
Bike lane activists are disrupting Bloor St today (voting day) from Islington to Royal York. Deliberately screwing traffic and disrespecting people trying to get home & vote. Cops aware? @TorontoPolice ? Voters are fed up. Chow has to go!!!! #Toronto #bikelanes #TOPoli #ChowOut
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Replying to @NoCyclopathTO
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Cars don’t cause congestion. Idiotic RTO policies and bike lanes do.
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They would not have to park there if the city did not ban cars in high park, sachin
Street parking on Bloor Street near High Park causing more traffic jam than bike lanes. Infact bike lanes are moving more people. Food for thought? Remove Street parking?
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Torontonians Against Cyclopaths retweeted
The reason you're waiting for 7 hours ER - right now - is because this particular doctor spends 99% of his time on Twitter posting about Olivia Chow. Experts say
Mayor Olivia Chow. I'm a Toronto ER doc. I care for everyone. I don't belong to a political party. I see the best and worst of everything. I especially care for our city's vulnerable. If you haven't decided - I encourage you to vote for Mayor Chow. Smart and caring.
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Some fads are so stupid they never should have been a thing.
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Replying to @Zorpheous
You’ll put anything on your bike except mirrors. God forbid you check before blindly merging into another lane.
When it comes to cycling, do you have silly “Brand Loyalty”? I certainly do. Look, cycling kit is cheap compared to anything automotive. So I buy what I know works and what can be trusted to work! You may find good street tyres for 50 bucks, but I know Schwalbe tyres will deliver what they promise for an extra 50 bucks. I haven't had a single flat from a puncture with Schwalbe. The only flat I've had since switching to Schwalbe was when the inner tube split at the tube seam. So here are my Brand Loyalty recommendations; • Lights - Cateye. • Racks and Bags - Topeak • Tyres and Inner Tubes - Schwalbe • Road Tools - Topeak and Schwalbe • Home Station Tools - Parktools Yes, I pay more, but I know what I have works! Of course, a lot of this depends on the type of cycling you're doing. A weekend Lycra-clad crankwanker has very different needs than a commuter mule cyclist, and if you are only a fair-weather cyclist… well, you need a water bottle, lol! Thoughts, opinions, recommendations and rants are welcome in the comment section.
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