@NoahRayWrites

No King But Christ. Creator of The Dustwalker Universe, Writer of Quietly Calls The Reaper, Artist, Illiterate. Ronin Writer Here's my website:

 The Infinite West
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Chapter Drop! Chapter 27: Fortress “Besides, the only one I need to hear my confessions is Kenwick here,” I patted Kenwicks neck, “he is confidential and doesn’t judge me a mites hair so long as I feed him some oats.” authornoah.wordpress.com/202…

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Fortress

Cadence and company arrive at the trading post Fort Cael.

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Uh Harry, uh, buddy, I know this is hard for you or uh, I mean difficult, but, uh, buddy, you gotta watch where your hands are going.
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If you remove the Sectumsempra scene, you don't get this.
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Incredible.
Kevin J Anderson@TheKJA18h
Overnight, the Complete Saga of Seven Suns crossed $300k—by far my most successful crowdfunding campaign ever. Join us on @BackerKit backerkit.com/c/projects/wor…
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plasma ۞
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Wordcels get really upset when you tell them not everything should have a word to describe it
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Its true you know. No matter how big your problem is God is perfectly capable of making it bigger.
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No problem in your life is too big for God.
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Goth Kids Hold the Line would be a great title for a punk album.
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This the kind of power move negotiating line you drop on the car salesman when he tries to highball you.
Buh
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Oh no. See what shows up first when you search your name +"women"
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I dont wanna brag but I think I passed.
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Everyone feels really cool with selling you "banned" books until you say you want the Cookbook, the original edition, unedited by the alphabet guys, Cookbook.
Chimkin Wrangler
@BudLightSadnessOct 25
Banned books tell you how to build explosives and not how the pig has feelings and wants to talk about things.
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Tried to say midwit, but autocorrect said midwife which somehow made this sentence better. Like somedelivering babies means you get to name the local arthropods.
Noah Ray-commissions open-@NoahRayWritesOct 24
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Yes, I am aware ferro is for iron. But midwife peasantry arent so thats what they are called.
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The ferrobyte. The natural prey of rust monsters. Generally harmless but have a nasty bite if provoked. Hunters treasure them for their blood which can be distilled to create a high purity copper. 1d10 health C-14 S-8 D-12 W-10 CH-8 INT-8 ATTACK: +4 to hit, 1D6 POISON DAMAGE.
BKGibson
@bkgibsonwritesOct 24
Need this statblock, stat.
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Yes, I am aware ferro is for iron. But midwife peasantry arent so thats what they are called.
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Creature Author@CreatureAuthorOct 24
The train display for Frightreads Book Festival came out looking awesome! Hope to see you all swing on by the Creature Author booth this weekend!
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Wife dressing as a witch for the halloween party while I dress as a tired blue collar worker. A classic couples costume.
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At a community "trunk or treat" I started rotating with my youngest in a clockwise direction around the "ring" of cars. The rest of the world went counterclockwise. So like a psychopath I pushed on, and like a fish upriver we forged ahead till we completed the deed.
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Interesting. AI is weirdly good at Art Deco.
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In other unrelated news, I think I am done looking into astrology for now and if anybody needs me I will be in the shower sobbing uncontrollably.
Noah Ray-commissions open-@NoahRayWritesOct 23
Astrology people always like to say their constellation means they are feisty, or good at art, or like the color yellow. Nobody says "I am born under a planetary sign of death and pain, dooming me to a life of misery. War is my shadow, and blood and fear are upon me..."
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Astrology people always like to say their constellation means they are feisty, or good at art, or like the color yellow. Nobody says "I am born under a planetary sign of death and pain, dooming me to a life of misery. War is my shadow, and blood and fear are upon me..."
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Lunchbreak practice. May finish it tomorrow. IDK.
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My biggest impact? Idk. I see this meme re-posted every now and again.
Blake Carpenter@BCarpenterBooksOct 23
My biggest impact on the Internet wasn’t all that big, but I got to feel like Elon Musk for a day or so.
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KBennettWWriter@KBennettWWriterOct 23
My oldest son has a few new books out! amazon.com/Doors-Stars-R-Wil… amazon.com/Stygian-Blades-Ry… amazon.com/stores/Ryan-Willi…

Doors to the Stars

Doors to the Stars

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