Child of God. Daughter of the Covenant. Disciple of Jesus Christ. Wife. Mother 🌻 Pro-Life, Pro-Family, Pro-Child

The Heart of the Golden West
Joined August 2009
Has to be satire lol
Recently I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about being asked to clean an Airbnb when they’ve already paid a cleaning fee As a host, I find this attitude quite worrying My wife and I rent out the apartment in Germany. We charge a €145 cleaning fee, and we still expect guests to: 1. Strip the beds and start a wash, separating whites from colours 2. Wash, dry and put away all dishes 3. Sweep and mop the floors 4. Take out all rubbish, separating paper, cardboard, clear glass, coloured glass, plastics, metal, organic waste and residual waste 5. Take bottles with a deposit to the supermarket return machine. 6. Send photos showing the apartment is ready before the 8:30am checkout These tasks must be completed before departure. If you have an early flight, allow time the evening before The cleaning fee pays for professional cleaning. It does not pay for someone to pick up after you Here in Europe, we teach children to leave a place as they found it I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect the same from adults on holiday
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The 8:30am checkout is the giveaway
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This is why when people complain they aren't included in their ward with callings speaking assignments etc I tell them, just grab a bishopric member next Sunday and tell them you're happy to speak and they will put you to work quick
When I was in the bishopric, I was surprised at the number of people who would simply say "no" to speaking.
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When I had no calling I told the primary president I was happy to sub cause I like primary and I got a calling there in less than a month. Literally offered to teach a 5th Sunday lesson once and they took me up on it immediately. There is a shortage of people willing to Do Stuff
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This is a pretty good hack in general for local races actually. Get to know enough people who are actually involved and you can get a good read on 90% of the races just by asking them in private what they really think
Replying to @GrandpaJoeSux
It's so hard to find info on school board races. I have a friend on our board so I just end up asking her what she thinks of everyone 😬
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At a birthday party. Beautiful Halloween themed charcuterie board made by a local business. Cheeses made to look like mummies, etc. Look up the company and all the pics are AI generated. Why would you do that when the real product looks amazing?
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Met a new couple at the writing club I go to this morning. They have 3 boys almost the exact ages as mine and are pregnant with a baby girl. We were assigned by fate to be best friends I have decided.
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Update: they are LDS. Should have known as only religious extremists have 4 kids these days
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Dropping the 2-year-old off at my parents house like, "he went potty 30 minutes ago and also he had candy for breakfast thanks bye!!!!!!"
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I do literally all of these to socialize except the YMCA but I sing in a free community choir so I feel like that is interchangeable
Things my boomer parents did as adults to entertain themselves: - played cards at friends' house - had friend over to practice guitar - had friend over to help with DIY projects - bike rides - potlucks - socials in church basement - club meetings - sitting on the neighbor's porch talking - reading library books - walks - classes at YMCA
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Got asked to speak on the only Sunday I am out of town for like the next 6 months ☹️
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The evidence they don't believe it is that they aren't concerned about us issuing a fatwa.
Mormonism is just Islam for white people
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BREAKING: Vance has become a hurricane as it churns off the coast of Mexico, the National Hurricane Center said early Friday. The center said the storm is expected to strengthen rapidly and could be a major Category 4 hurricane before the end of the day. apnews.com/article/hurricane…
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Men always fan cast James Bond with the actor they have the biggest homosocial fixation on and it’s like thank you for sharing something so personal with us but that’s not really the criteria we’re working with here
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I have a friend who recently had her first baby. Her mom had issues and always told her she shouldn't have kids. That of course made my friend extremely anxious about motherhood. My friend said now that she has a baby she can't fathom how her mother could ever have said that.
This makes me so sad In the video a girl is discussing how her mom tells her she regrets having her… and the comments are all full of similar stories
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Join me in fasting for the brethren to lift the ban on online bullying
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Those who celebrate a “fall harvest” or some such in place of Halloween because the latter is supposedly satanic never fail to make me laugh. Guys, Halloween is not pagan. It’s Christian. Do you know what is unmistakably pagan? Celebrating solstices and the changing of seasons.
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Ball knower
A big part of why America is so goated is we handed it over to autists in the early days and just let them ball out.
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You all are not doing a very good job with this sleep conversation convincing that motherhood is, in fact, the most important job a woman can do. Doesn’t matter if you’re the only one out of your mind taking care of your kids, since you don’t have a ~real~ job like going to do spreadsheets! Anti-feminism-ing yourselves all the way back to feminism again.
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