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The biggest risk in life is to never take a risk. #proudlyigbo

London, England
Joined September 2013
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See Delap Chelsea sell. 🤣😂😂
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I remember watching Arteta, Fellani and Barnes at Everton. Today, Arteta is coaching Arsenal. Yesterday i saw Barnes on the bench as part of Everton coaching staff. I honestly feel like an old man right now😩. I need to get married honestly 😂🤣
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In Nigeria; you’re the public servants. The politicians are your boss
Nigerians don’t seem understand that politicians are public servants P U B L I C S E R V A N T S
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Apprentices recreate the popular “Oga Once Said” trend.
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You want a successful and attractive man just like every other woman on the planet… lol you don’t think you have to constantly compete?????
Again, a society that says poor men can’t have women should not expect rich men to have one woman. Nobody is anybody’s fool.
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I don’t think any player in Portugal can equal this record
Portugal All-Time Top Scorers (1961-2026) 🇵🇹
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Hello!
I think the TL needs a 30-year-and-above picture thread… Ladies and gentlemen, Shall we?
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Egbe! Which Nigeria 🤣🤣😂
I sent an email to an MP on Wednesday. 
The office called me on Thursday to arrange a meeting for today, Friday No connection. No bribe Just a single email and I got to meet the MP in person I hope one day Nigerian politicians will understand that governance is abt the people
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I’m a lover boy but I’m mentally prepared to stay single if it’s not the kind of love I want ✌🏽
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Nothing in this life will ever make me like an unaffectionate woman. May we NEVER cross paths. Never o.
I didn't realize we were getting divorced today. 😂😂😂😂😂 Love how much these women want their man!
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That brother wants to risk it all😩😩😂🤣🤣
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Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Simi Sanya shows how she distracts her husband while he is working
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Atleast you won’t be able to talk while eating. It’s bad table manners 😂
So my neighbor’s Gen is behind my window and the noise is unbearable. I have complained and complained and the last time we talked about it the wife told me i should buy wire so they connect me to the gen and then i wont beed to open my window
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My best one is; PREPOSTEROUS. It cracks me up😂🤣🤣
Imagine me, a Nigerian, using "gallivanting" in a sentence. A word almost all Nigerians know of in primary school because at one point, our headmaster/mistress used it. Then you'll tell me I used AI for it. Waka!
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Pandemonium 😂
Imagine me, a Nigerian, using "gallivanting" in a sentence. A word almost all Nigerians know of in primary school because at one point, our headmaster/mistress used it. Then you'll tell me I used AI for it. Waka!
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I had to go check the meaning of reciprocate in the dictionary 😩
"I buy her hot dress, and she reciprocates by wearing it" "I plan dates and she reciprocates by showing up" MY GOD!😭😂😭
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Norbert retweeted
i have seen dudes send money as an apology. i can safely say i'll never be that sorry in my life she can go to hell...if she that mad🤣🤣
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In some countries that coach will be very unsafe. Some fans will attack him
🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: Portugal's President António José Seguro reportedly intervenes in Cristiano Ronaldo retirement fallout as pressure mounts on Jorge Jesus. According to reports, the Portuguese president has become heavily involved in the growing dispute following Ronaldo's retirement from international football. The situation was reportedly discussed during a closed-door meeting today, with Seguro said to have expressed his disappointment over how the situation involving Portugal's national team captain was handled. During the meeting, the president reportedly described Ronaldo as a national treasure and questioned how someone who has given so much to Portuguese football could find himself in such a situation. Pressure is now mounting on the Portuguese Football Federation over Jorge Jesus' position as head coach, with his future reportedly becoming increasingly uncertain. Further details of the meeting have been withheld from the public, but Jesus has reportedly been informed that his position is no longer 100% guaranteed. The Ronaldo-Jesus fallout could now have consequences far beyond the international retirement of Portugal's greatest-ever goalscorer. 🇵🇹
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Someone has told me, they love the way I hold the steering. They just love to watch me drive. Another person said they love it when i wear shorts. They love my legs. Women are really funny people 😂🤣.
Non-sexual turn ons: Watching a man you like, working.
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I actually have no business watching a Portugal team play football anymore
🚨 Portugal have already lost 1.2 billion in sponsorship deals just 1 hr after Cristiano Ronaldo's retirememt.👀
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