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Prevent Defense is the devil

Joined June 2023
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We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.
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Hey, did you know Jeanty has more receiving yards than Justin Jefferson? I saw that today and it shot my wheels smooth off.
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Incredibly mature response here. We know he's good, he knows he's good. Spazzing out does zero good.
Wins are the only stat that matters. @JJettas2
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I don't care if both teams are 0-23 going into the matchup. Rivalries still mean something to me, damnit.
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Get Mrs Kelly on the job. She won't put up with that shit
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer on their penalties Monday night: “The pre-snap penalties, those have to stop. We can’t jump offsides. They did a good job with their cadence, but we’re better than that. That’s not being very disciplined. You saw, if you jump offsides, we take you out. “Some of the other ones, when you look at them, and again, the roughing the passer, it happens. I do think that, again at the end of the day, it was five penalties for us, none for them early in the game. But we have to be better. “I was proud of ourselves, we had eight total penalties, one in the second half and that was on purpose. So we got better in the second half with that. But you can’t have the self-inflicted wounds pre-snap.”
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New game for the season. "count to 10" Let's see how many times you can count 10 reps without a flag.
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Regarding the prior two tweets. I'm serious about them both. That Lady will get them boys some act right by Friday morning. Also, if they don't bring her in. Count go 10.
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Can I say something controversial yet so brave? Troy really comes across as a guy who wants attention but pretends he doesn't and wants to be paid handsomely for the work he really doesn't want to do.
Troy Aikman: “I would say there’s a 50-50 chance (he won’t do TV next year.” Speaking at Peter King book signing “The Game” in Dallas…
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Yeah, they approached Buck for a new deal bc he's part of the ESPN World Series play.
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Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. knows exactly how many receptions he’s allowed this season: 2 Porter: “Two little 5-yard outs or whatever. I’m pissed about it. … As a DB, you never want to give up anything. I really hold myself to a high standard when I’m on the field. I definitely don’t want to give up any passes to anybody I don’t think I should be giving up passes to.” Porter on shutting down WRs to where the QB doesn’t throw his way vs. getting opportunities to intercept passes: “It’s both. I enjoy when I get games where they try me like the Packers game. I had fun because I got a lot of targets. I don’t really get that often. So when you’re in the kitchen and in the fire like that, it’s kind of fun to show off your talents.”
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Yeah they hit a little lick but they ain't hit the stash. Just gotta tighten up.
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Visor Garrett can buy himself a lot of wiggle room by getting a dub vs a team they haven’t beat since the team was in Irving.
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I mean, not with me but somebody will definitely care a lot.
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Got some new earbuds with wizard tech, if I start speaking it pauses whatever I got playing and turns noise cancellation off. Nifty.
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This is worse than what Randy Moss did to the Cowboys. Holy shit. I haven't even turned the sound on yet but don't plan to after seeing comments. What happened? This thing looked so promising. Now it looks like a MadTV pilot.
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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It's gonna sound silly going off their record and numbers but I really like what Miami is doing with their offense.
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Classic qb fall guy revenge tour for Slowlik and Patulla.
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It's a full on Jerry Jones move but I'm not gonna sit here like I wouldn't do the same shit. 🤷‍♂️
Poster for Jay-Z’s Super Bowl halftime show.
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If you're 17 you're probably pissed but don't remember seeing that tatted up twink moaning shirtless on stage or Mick Jagger in a tube top. Getting pressed about a halftime show more gay than a Studio 54 after party.
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BVS is lowkey my 2nd favorite player for Dallas. Just a pure football player.
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