Minnesota Vikings General Manager Parody. All opinions are somebody else’s 🤷♂️
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Imagine getting scammed by your favorite NFL team and then voluntarily wearing the evidence on your head 😂
Maybe don’t speak on someone else’s job security when you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Pathetic.
Imagine a player reading your tweets and thinking they just found out they got fired from some fake source on Twitter.
P Brett Thorson has been cut by the Vikings per a source. Johnny Hekker will be your Punter this year. Thorson will still be allowed to be with the team as an International Player. #skol
Rashee Rice (knee / jail) got one-upped by Puka Nacua (bit a woman / antisemetic remarks)
BREAKING - Puka Nacua could still face a suspension for his offseason behavior (bit a woman/antisemitic remarks), per @AdamSchefter
“It’s still being reviewed by the NFL - but it is possible when the Rams vs 49ers play in Australia - Puka Nacua doesn’t play in that game.”
Just got off the phone with Cooper… One of his demands was to keep his locker stocked with Roasted Garlic Triscuits. Can’t say I’ve heard that one before.
Expect a decision by this weekend 👀
This is what you can do when you aren’t paying the contracts that Spielman pushed 5 years down the road
I, really, truly believe that you are an idiot
“I really, truly believe the Vikings will extend [Sam] Darnold”, per @BenjaminSolak
Solak believes Darnold will sign a 4-year / $160M deal and wouldn’t be surprised if the @Vikings “quietly look to trade [J.J. McCarthy] ahead of a bad QB draft class and see if a needy team takes the bait”.
