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not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.

Yeehaw Hell, OR
Joined March 2018
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we said it is ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT and we MEANT IT!!!
Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.
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(fyi this is a joke omfg)
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The great encapsulation of “Land/Livestock Don’t Vote”. There are ~64,000 more cows at Threemile Canyon Farms than there are voters in these 3 counties combined… #math
Oregonian's once again learning the painful lesson that land, cows, tumbleweeds, & trees do not vote.
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watching an active shooter in the workplace training but i work from home
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Hopecore midterm edition
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IT'S BLUEEEE
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FUCK YOU GREG LMAOOOO
BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4zqAlF8
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can someone @ me if/when I’m allowed to lib out I don’t feel good and I don’t wanna pay attention
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got carded at the bar last night and have a hangover today I feel like I’m 28 again
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why the is the IRS sending me this bullshit. @IRSnews @frankjbisignano literally fuck off
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also @TheDemocrats @HQNewsNow @SenJeffMerkley @RonWyden y’all need to look into this crap cause I’m reasonably sure using official IRS channels to spread election propaganda is ~*not legal*~
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fyi @frankjbisignano I would rather every single one of my own organs than vote for any republican ever again.
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If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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She had an adult checking in every day, the kids got to school, and they *knew how to handle an emergency* when it occurred. They were FINE. They’ll need to line my parents up for the firing squad for these “crimes” they committed when I was a kid lmao
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Every Florida politician should be made to watch this video and to answer: what is your solution for Michael??? This is real. This is reality for millions of Floridians, regardless of party.
NEW: Angie Nixon is running for Senate on a huge bet: Medicare for All can win over Trump voters in Florida. To put that theory to the test, we brought Nixon to one of the unhealthiest counties in Florida — where 1 in 5 lives in poverty, thousands are uninsured, and doctors are few and far between.
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“I don’t get it. That doesn’t have anything to do with Taylor Swift.” - my idiot husband, 2026
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hot take but I think it’s actually super important for kids to learn early on that sometimes medical care is uncomfortable and that they need to cope with that because they have to do it anyway.
PSA these things are amazing My kids have not cried since we started using them
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something something we’re removing load bearing friction or whatever but it’s child development
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They asked the cancer cells for a “quick chat” on Microsoft Teams
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts
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