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@NotReida

not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.

 Yeehaw Hell, OR
Joined March 2018
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The great encapsulation of “Land/Livestock Don’t Vote”. There are ~64,000 more cows at Threemile Canyon Farms than there are voters in these 3 counties combined… #math
Image from Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer (@SwooshMcDuck)
Image from Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer (@SwooshMcDuck)
Image from Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer (@SwooshMcDuck)
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Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer (@SwooshMcDuck) profile pictureInaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer
@SwooshMcDuckNov 4
Oregonian's once again learning the painful lesson that land, cows, tumbleweeds, & trees do not vote.
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raggedy ann@kmsselenaNov 5
watching an active shooter in the workplace training but i work from home
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ᵉᵐᵐᵃ (@litupemma) profile picture
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@litupemmaNov 4
Hopecore midterm edition
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IT'S BLUEEEE
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 28
If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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Holly Bullard (@HollyBullardFL) profile picture
Holly Bullard@HollyBullardFLOct 27
Every Florida politician should be made to watch this video and to answer: what is your solution for Michael??? This is real. This is reality for millions of Floridians, regardless of party.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 26
NEW: Angie Nixon is running for Senate on a huge bet: Medicare for All can win over Trump voters in Florida. To put that theory to the test, we brought Nixon to one of the unhealthiest counties in Florida — where 1 in 5 lives in poverty, thousands are uninsured, and doctors are few and far between.
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Thorne 🌸 (@ExistentialEnso) profile picture
Thorne 🌸
@ExistentialEnsoOct 26
They asked the cancer cells for a “quick chat” on Microsoft Teams
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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cat ⋆˙🛸⟡ ♡ (@DBATCats) profile picture
cat ⋆˙🛸⟡ ♡
@DBATCatsOct 26
imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts
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ant salami 🪐🛰️🌱 she/star (@solanumlucani) profile pictureant salami 🪐🛰️🌱 she/star@solanumlucaniOct 26
everyone in mckinney is dead
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3
matt bernstein (@mattxiv) profile picturematt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Alex D. Bibbey, MD (@thats_bone) profile picture
Alex D. Bibbey, MD@thats_boneOct 25
This happened because a radiologist is working their ass off to get cancer scans read at 11 pm on a Friday before the weekend and it is Federal law that results are immediately available to the patient in the electronic record
Kevin Wimer (@kevinace) profile pictureKevin Wimer
@kevinaceOct 24
Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend. No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!" Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
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this is one of her best vocal performances of all time…. yes i may be biased because i was there
zaynah (@peaceofseven) profile picturezaynah@peaceofseven16 Aug 2023
her vocals during ttwas… 😩
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ethan@hallowetheOct 21
My husband doesn’t want to go see a 3 hr Elizabeth Holmes doc in theaters with me
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⭑.ᐟ (@femmesukuna) profile picture
⭑.ᐟ@femmesukunaOct 18
inshallah
Hillel Neuer (@HillelNeuer) profile pictureHillel Neuer
@HillelNeuerOct 17
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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bethany 🦋 (@corneliastagain) profile picture
bethany 🦋
@corneliastagainOct 19
Haven’t seen a pop girl slay the VS fashion show this hard since Taylor Swift circa 2013 & 2014 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) profile picture
Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 19
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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BNO News (@BNONews) profile picture
BNO News
@BNONewsOct 15
UPDATE: Multiple victims, including children, confirmed in shooting at elementary school in Bend, Oregon; at least 2 hospitalized - police
BNO News (@BNONews) profile pictureBNO News
@BNONewsOct 15
BREAKING: Active shooter reported at Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon
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Kat ☁️ (@sh0wgirlkat) profile picture
Kat ☁️@sh0wgirlkatOct 14
me at any given time
Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflixOct 14
Love Is Blind is back and a very serious Swiftie has entered the pods.
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I’m about to make my first endorsement of this cycle
Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) profile pictureRyan Grim
@ryangrimOct 13
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Nick Mark MD (@nickmmark) profile picture
Nick Mark MD
@nickmmarkOct 12
Huge drop in Google searches for various health disinformation topics following the Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers. It makes you wonder how much of the “turbo cancer, ivermectin” nonsense is really fueled by Russian bots, & how many Americans they’ve killed…
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