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Not Vonk

@NotVonk

Opinions are my own according to what you believe politically.

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2025
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Jay Cartier (@jaycartier____) profile pictureJay Cartier
@jaycartier____Oct 23
Kevin Garnett, Anthony Edwards and Kevin Love aren’t available. Name a Minnesota Timberwolves player, past or present.
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“We CaN dIsAgrEe AnD sTiLl Be FrIeNdS” Yea about human rights not pizza toppings bitch
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JUST IN: Jim Cramer assures investors the AI stock selloff is not another dot-com crash.
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Fraud certainly helps!
Eric Nelson (@erictnelson) profile pictureEric Nelson@erictnelson17h
People are like "why didn't MN shift as much as the rest of the country?" But don't forget when other Midwest states shifted right in prior Trump elections Minnesota held relatively firm. One reason Minnesota is relatively inelastic: our voter turnout is always high.
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Burgers Heavily (@Wunderspen) profile pictureBurgers Heavily@Wunderspen15h
Replying to @NotVonk
You lost bro
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Faggot
Halal Nation (@HalalNation_) profile pictureHalal Nation
@HalalNation_Nov 3
🚫 Christmas is HARAM 🚫 Halloween is HARAM 🚫 Valentine’s is HARAM 🚫 Thanksgiving is HARAM 🚫 Easter is HARAM 🚫 Alcohol is HARAM 🚫 Music is HARAM 🚫 Birthday celebration is HARAM
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making her little spoon so she can fart all on this penis
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@JAHealeNov 5
When he’s right he’s right
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump16 Oct 2014
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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Woild you rather be a Cobalt miner in the Congo or be a gynecologist in New Delhi, India
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Writing a suicide note but having to make a bunch of shit up because being honest and saying “I felt a cold coming on and didn’t want to deal with it” sounds so shallow
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@KevG163Nov 5
November 5, 1989 Vikings head coach Jerry Burns unleashes an epic, profanity-filled postgame rant and mic drop for the ages. After a WIN, no less!
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2028 is gonna be a damn train for the republicans lmao
Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 (@a_guidarelli) profile pictureAndrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸@a_guidarelliNov 4
MIDWEST UNTIL I DIE AND EVEN AFTER
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leek (@LeekOn1ne) profile picture
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@LeekOn1neNov 4
Nigga seen the whole country go blue n said ight bet
OurSF49ers (@OurSf49ers) profile pictureOurSF49ers
@OurSf49ersNov 4
#49ers DE Nick Bosa says he feels “great” and he’s “ready to go,” per @nwagoner
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Shaquille O'Neal: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel."
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 22
Charles Barkley roasts Shaq over Kash Patel connection  awfulannouncing.com/nba/char…
Charles Barkley roasts Shaq over Kash Patel connection

Charles Barkley roasts Shaq over Kash Patel connection 

Charles Barkley called out the Shaquille O'Neal's connection to FBI Director Kash Patel during ESPN's 'Inside the NBA.'

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Movies 🎬 (@Moviesca3) profile picture
Movies 🎬
@Moviesca3Nov 4
They don’t make comedy like this anymore. I was CRYING. 😂
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Get back to work Matt Walsh, do not criticize Israel
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) profile pictureDaily Wire
@realDailyWireNov 4
.@MattWalshBlog: "I'd rather Iran have a nuke than my country be run by communists."
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Your vote doesn’t matter. Neither party can fix the Chargers.
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Actual footage of my girl playing with my abysmal gummyworm after i deleted 15 beers & an eightball on a random Wednesday
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You can very much leave as well, real Minnesotan's don't want you here.
madi (@bigmadibb3) profile picturemadi@bigmadibb3Nov 4
I would like to invite all republicans who are unhappy to move out of the state! Even better- move out of the country since it’s so easy to do!!
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Don't call to us when the pillaging and raping comes along.
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thank you for destroying Ethan Klein's marriage.
Trey the Explainer (@Trey_Explainer) profile pictureTrey the Explainer@Trey_ExplainerNov 4
Wearing an old friend on this election night
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