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Nebuchadnezzar

@NotXan3

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Joined June 2019
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I’ll vote for whoever brings back gas station weed
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michael 🎃@FreesideMikeOct 28
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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Nick nack paddy whack dogs give me a boner
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The goal of the post game interview is to try to make the players cum
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Stavros is so funny he has to explain all the jokes from cumtown on his new podcast
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What country’s food can you find in every country on the planet? Guatemalan.
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Stavros looks like he eats hookers
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Guy trying to get hyped for a game and you go and shove a microphone in his face “how’re you feeling” probably like ripping your head off lady fuck off
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Your honor rape doesn’t count on stolen land
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Thomas White@len0killerOct 26
The only good use of family money is buying a sailboat called Kissed by the Wind and dying on it immediately
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HEMORRHOIDICLES
@SPEEK_UP_LIBROLOct 26
MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER) - sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -
Image from HEMORRHOIDICLES (@SPEEK_UP_LIBROL)
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Paradox🩸💉@RLParadoXxxOct 26
Explain why eugenics is bad without moralfagging
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What do you call a cat that won’t leave the doorway? A precipuss
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Arch been throwing poopsocks all game
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Yo soy polymath
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Eldris
@EldrisNoRugOct 20
Replying to @snowg10be
They will burn your Authentic 1860s Chinese Opium Bed. Brought to US via ship in 2007. for warmth
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I store my beer upside down to keep the CO2 in
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Ima reverse it and start asking the homeless for money
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102.7 espn Jeff ward currently confusing soaking for jump humping
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Listening to old rock is so cool because everyone started using synthesizers and cocaine at the same time
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